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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4763 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!
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