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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	438	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, attracted, blowback, Book, Buzzfeed News, Confesses, DAUGHTER, gross comments, gtTrump, Incest, ivanka trump, John Kelly, Miles Taylor, Minecraft, New York Times, Oval Office, pedophile, Prison, resistance, Richard Cohen, sexual attraction, sexually, smp, trump, Washington Post, White House

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Votes:	3254
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3240	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9031
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

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💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.