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Blocky Babes: Polygamy Paradise

Attitudes, Babes, blocky, Conflict, domestic violence, education attainment, extremism, Female education, fertility rate, gender inequality, iraq, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Paradise, Permissive, POLYGAMY, schooling age, Social Impact, Unions, violence, War, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.

you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!

SimplyMC

Admin Events, bedrock server, competitive, DOMINATE, Duo, Fun, Grief, Grinding, Ip:, MARK, Minecraft, PORT, PvP, Raid, Rewards, RICHEST, SimplyMC, Solo, Special items, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Server Information

Description	Vanilla Together is a minecraft pvp server with semi anarchy rules where players have the freedom to pvp, raid, and grief as they please.
Features	– Competitive gameplay – Solo or duo fighting – Admin-made events with special items and rewards – Dominate the server – Have fun
Discord	https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ
Platform	BEDROCK SERVER
IP	51.79.96.13
Port	32735

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo or do I need a partner?	You can play both solo or with a partner on Vanilla Together.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are admin-made events with special items and rewards for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, players have the freedom to grief as they please within the semi anarchy rules.
How can I dominate the server?	By being competitive, grinding for resources, and participating in events to become the richest player.
Where can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/m7gJKAtWeQ

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, art, Backlash, character designs, confusion, controversy, criticism, design, Disappointment, Fan Service, Frustration, gooner bait, Happened, internet culture, Manga, moved past, mystic, online communities, past, PIXEL, Realms, social media, trends

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	3227
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild trip through a gooner’s fever dream! We got characters that’ll make you question reality, like seriously, what even is a gooner bait character design? But that’s not even the best part, we’ve got insane builds that will blow your mind and make you wonder if you’re actually in a virtual world or a glitch in the matrix. So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chaos together!

Absolute Kino Minecraft SMP Discovery

2024.., 7th prince, Absolute, Absolute Kino, best of the year, cinematic masterpiece, discovery, EATING GOOD, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Hidden Gem, Kino, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, must watch, new favorite, Recommendation, smp, Surprise, Thrill, top pick, Underrated

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	106
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Magic Items Found:	3968	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is an absolute KINO! Forget about 7th prince, this server is where it’s at in 2024, bros!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see them riding into battle on diamond-clad pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest blocks and items. Some say he can summon lightning with a mere flick of his wrist, while others claim he can turn dirt into diamonds with a single touch.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this absolute KINO of a Minecraft experience!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Communication, ED recovery, emotional triggers, family conflict, family dynamics, FoodieFrenzy, Healthy Eating, healthy relationships, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, past trauma, personal boundaries, Respect, self-advocacy, self-care, Self-expression, Server, Support, triggers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with triggering comments about your eating habits in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where no one will judge you for cooking up a storm or snacking all day long! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of respecting boundaries, especially when it comes to food. Plus, we have a special area in the game where you can build your own virtual kitchen and cook to your heart’s content without any negative comments. So say goodbye to triggering conversations and hello to a safe and fun Minecraft experience! Join now and let’s feast on some virtual blocks together!

BroCraftAutismJustice

autism, behavioral issues, birthday gifts, Boundaries, BroCraftAutismJustice, Communication, discipline, electronics, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, expressing feelings, Fairness, family conflict, favoritism, Frustration, parenting, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, special needs, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	904	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	4912

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your sibling who gets everything they want just because they have a different way of thinking? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their abilities or disabilities!

On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players. No more smashing electronics or getting special treatment just because you have a unique perspective on the world. Everyone gets the same opportunities to thrive and succeed in our virtual world.

So come join us and show your family that being treated fairly is not too much to ask for. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where everyone is on a level playing field. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally) and prove once and for all that fairness is the key to success in Minecraft and beyond!

RichLifeMinecraftSMP

abundance, career advancement, changes in relationships, dream life, financial freedom, fulfillment, goals achieved, Happiness, Lifestyle, luxury, material possessions, mindset shift, MONEY, opportunities, personal growth, prosperity, RichLifeMinecraftSMP, self worth, social status, success, wealth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crops Grown:	9372	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Votes:	9463

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, once you join, you become, like, super rich and famous in the Minecraft world. I’m talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, the whole shebang. And, get this, once you’re rich, you get your own personal army of llamas to ride into battle with. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with llamas. And, like, the llamas have laser eyes and can shoot fireballs out of their butts. It’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! Once you’re rich on this SMP, you get your own private island made entirely out of cake. And not just any cake, we’re talking about the most delicious, mouth-watering cake you’ve ever tasted. And, like, there’s a never-ending supply of cake, so you can eat to your heart’s content without ever getting full. It’s a dream come true, I tell ya!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate riches and insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, join now and become the most legendary player in all the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #LlamaArmy #CakeIsland #MinecraftRiches 🦙🍰💎

SplitTheCraftBill

Chivalry, Communication, dating customs., dating dynamics, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating norms, dating practices, dating rituals, dating traditions, equality, financial responsibility, first date, Gender Roles, going Dutch, modern dating, relationships, sharing expenses, SplitTheCraftBill, splitting the bill, Traditional dating

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3866
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of splitting the bill on first dates? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where the mobs split the bill for you! That’s right, every time you defeat a mob, they’ll drop a diamond to cover your expenses. No more awkward conversations about who pays for what, just pure, unadulterated mob-slaying fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow like leaves. Just plant a sapling, water it with some emeralds, and watch as your wealth grows exponentially. Who needs a job when you have a Money Tree, am I right?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial woes forever. Who knew that Minecraft could be the answer to all your money problems?

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, EU leader, european union, Fico, foreign affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, rare visit, russia, Server, Slovakia, summit, talks, Visit

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1350
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and fico are besties and hold secret meetings in moscow! watch as they build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and battle evil mobs together! join now to witness the most epic bromance in minecraft history! also, rumor has it that putin will give out free vodka to all new players who join! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

NukeCraftIranSummit

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, high-level talks, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Nuclear, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranSummit, peace talks, political news, summit, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

lol u know what’s more fun than high-level nuclear talks with Iran? joining our epic Minecraft server, where you can build ur own nuke-proof bunker and avoid all that drama! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on the chance to escape real life politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good trolling session. so come join us and let’s blow up some creepers instead of nuclear warheads, amirite? #MinecraftOverPolitics #HerobrineIsMyBFF