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ClinicClapbackCraft

braces, ClinicClapbackCraft, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consult, data analysis, Healthcare, hospital clinic manager, Insecurity, medical professional, medical school, orthodontist, over-reacting, personal boundaries, professional advice, professional setting, research, Respect, social standing, Status

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.

CartoonCraze Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated, animated series, Best Friend, Bonding, cartoon character, CartoonCraze, Character, Childhood, Choice, Companionship, FANTASY, Favorite, friendship, Fun, imagination, loyalty, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Real Life, reasons, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Imagine a world where your best friend is not just any ordinary human, but a cartoon character brought to life in Minecraft! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures with your new animated BFF. From Spongebob Squarepants teaching you how to build the perfect pineapple house to Bugs Bunny outsmarting creepers with his carrot tricks, the possibilities are endless! So why settle for boring old human friends when you can have a zany cartoon companion by your side in our server? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PixelPiggy’s AI Adventure

A.I, Absurd, Adventure, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Chatbots, customer experience, data analysis, Digital Marketing, digital transformation, futuristic, hilarious, innovation, machine learning, marketing gimmick, personalized marketing, PixelPiggys, smart technology, Technology, trend, virtual assistants

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3203
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old A.I. bots that do nothing but stand around and look pretty? Well, do we have the server for you! Our A.I. bots are so advanced, they can actually tell jokes and roast you in the chat! Join us for a laugh riot as our A.I. bots try their hand at stand-up comedy and improv. Who knows, you might even get roasted so hard you’ll respawn in tears! So come on down to our wacky server and experience the future of A.I. in Minecraft…or at least a really good laugh!

Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan

Africa, bill, cultural norms, empowerment, female genital mutilation, gambia, gender equality, gender-based violence, harmful practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal reform, legislation, Minecraft, NoFemGenMutilBan, Parliament, public health, rejects, reproductive health, Server, Speaker, traditional practices, unban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5823
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament!

ChurchesGoneWild

arson, Canada, Canadian churches, church burnings, church vandalism, ChurchesGoneWild, Colonialism, community healing, Criminal Investigations, cultural genocide, first nations, hate crimes, historical trauma, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, national tragedy, reconciliation, religious persecution, residential schools, systemic racism, Truth and Reconciliation Commission

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! We got more fire than those Canadian churches, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Only 2 of those church burnings were accidents, but on our server, we promise all the fire is intentional and part of the epic gameplay experience.

Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!

GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

biological agents, cell dysfunction, ChemBioCellFail, chemical agents, discovery, environmental toxins, exposure, faulty cell function, Gulf War Illness, Gulf War Syndrome, GulfWarGamerz, GWI, GWs, hazardous agents, health, Illness, Military, research, Syndrome, Veterans, veterans health, war service

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

The Oddy-see ya later! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Server – Join if you’re on the list!

adult players, Adventures, building contests, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Events, fireteams, fun-loving gamers, Gaming Community, Grown-ups, Join, list, low-stress atmosphere, modded minecraft server, oddysee, Positive community, Raids, relaxed gameplay, respectful community, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Stardew, tight-knit, whitelist server, Youre

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Adult Minecraft Server
Community Activities	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, Modded Minecraft server
Server Atmosphere	Low-stress, respectful, no griefing/thieving
Membership Criteria	18+, generally nice/good person, Discord required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players join this server?	Adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay.
What activities are available in the community?	Destiny 2 fireteams, Stardew farms, and modded Minecraft server.
Is griefing allowed on this server?	No, the server is free from griefing and thieving.
How can I join the server?	18+ players with a whitelist can join by having Discord and meeting membership criteria.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

cock hungry, Cunt, CuntCraft, Fapping, Masturbation, Minecraft, self-control, Server, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual expression, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges, slut, taboo, Top

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7275	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, jp, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery of the Missing Shrimp, Normals, PVs, RABBIT SQUAD, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Summer Mission, student council, Ultimate

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the Special Summer Mission where you’ll help the RABBIT SQUAD solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp – because who doesn’t love a good shrimp mystery?

But that’s not all! Take part in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like a medieval knight battle, but in Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where you’ll be escorting your teammates to victory – because teamwork makes the dream work, right?

And for our global players, we have the Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council – because who knew balancing books could be so intense in Minecraft? Plus, take on the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro in an Urban setting with Torment and Light Armor – it’s like a high-stakes city showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for 2x Hards, 2x Bounties, and 2x Commissions – because who doesn’t love double the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the crazy adventures and wacky events waiting for you on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

ethical choices, generational differences, luxury food, meat options, Minecraft, Server, vegetarian choices, vegetarian couple, vegetarian culture, vegetarian ethics, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarian menu, vegetarian values, vegetarian wedding, VeggieCraft, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding menu, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding traditions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up a menu that’s more controversial than a vegetarian wedding feast! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated veggies and meat-free madness.

Are you tired of the same old meaty Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’re serving up a fully vegetarian menu that will leave you questioning your carnivorous ways. Our virtual chefs have cooked up a storm of plant-based delights that will have you saying, “Who needs meat anyway?”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, we’re not afraid to stick to our veggie guns and serve up a feast that’s as green as the grass blocks in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the joy of a meat-free Minecraft world where the only thing getting grilled is the tofu!

And don’t worry about your parents complaining, because on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the veggie goodness. So say goodbye to boring old meat dishes and hello to a Minecraft server that’s as fresh and green as a creeper’s explosion. Join us now and let the vegetarian fun begin!