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HahaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	2623
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SmashCraft Skyblock

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Votes:	2501
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Potions Brewed:	94	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

SmashCraft Skyblock

artic Factions

Factions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Votes:	6653	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

welcome to artic prison the owners name is ndl10504 also thats me and i have a youtube channel that i play MC on .

192.99.232.230:25579

Good Gaming Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	709381	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	128
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Fly for free. Make millions in a day. Then billions. Then trillions. Automate your island to work for you. Check out the unique, #1 SkyBlock experience in Minecraft today! play.ggmc.me

The Good Gaming Minecraft Network is the best, anti-p2w, up and coming Minecraft network! Come play on our professional quality servers, hang out with our friendly staff team, and help us come up with new ideas!

Our network currently offers more than six feature-rich games to choose from: Survival, OP Prison (Creative plots at p15!), OP SkyBlock, Creative, Factions, and even our minigame network Minecade! Come play with us and become a part of something great!

Website: https://ggmc.me Friendly, active staff NEVER PAY-2-WIN Great community Powerful hardware

play.ggmc.me

Group of Groupness Tekkit Classic

Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	801905
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Come join our small community of people just wanting to play Tekkit Legends: a classic mod pack with a bunch of fun to be had by all types of players

104.238.251.134

Steven Universe Server StevenCraft

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Come and Join us here at Steven Craft! we hope you enjoy your stay, and if you see anyone on don’t be shy to say Hi! This is a Server based on the Currently biggest show on Cartoon Network, Steven Universe! Here we have Factions, Plots and Gemsona (Fan-Gem) Roleplays.

stevenuniverse.mcserver.ws

Chrispys Minecraft Server

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

A semi-vanilla server that strikes a unique balance of classic and fun. Check out mc.surfnet.ca for the realtime map, or to submit your favourite photos. Proudly hosted in Canada’s capital.

mc.surfnet.ca

Christian Minecraft

Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

This is a vegan christian server. It is open for all and that makes it not very family friendly at times. Our aim is to have a no-ban-policy but we do have to ban cheaters and swearers.

Killing is not allowed of anything but plants. In self defence you are allowed to fight monsters but no farming of animals or monsters are allowed.

We aim to serve Jesus Christ

mc.christmc.com

HalfLife Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	206	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

We are one of the best survival servers in the world with crate keys now so join today we used to be factions but just updated to survival so join today and Have fun we need staff and tons of players so join today and have fun

Halflife.factions.ws

Entropy Survival Server

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	101	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Entropy is a Public Survival Server with GUI Player and Server shops, GriefPrevention, mcMMO, Jobs, and a helpful group of staff and players. We have a new 4000 block radius map for 1.13! Come check out Entropy for that old school survival feel!

mc.entropyservers.com

DyeCraft

Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to DyeCraft

Our server is a place you can relax and make some new friends. You can play different games like custom minigames and skyblock with lots of custom plugins.

If you like the community why don’t apply for a role in our staff team ? Our staff team will always help you if you find yourself in a problem and are doing everything they canto keep the server a fun and happy environment for all players

We hope to see you soon on the dyecraft server.

play.dyecraft.nl