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Hag Haven Minecraft Server

Favorite, favorite hags, Hag, hags, Haven, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, Thread

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most fabulous and fierce hags you’ve ever seen! From cackling witches to sassy sorceresses, you’ll never be bored with these enchanting characters roaming around.

Join our server and witness epic battles between hags and heroes, as they fight for control of the magical realm. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and post your favorite hags in this thread. Who knows, you might even make a new friend or two along the way. Just watch out for any flying broomsticks or potions being thrown your way – these hags mean business!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1609
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

activities, Bars, Chat Rooms, clubs, Community, Companionship, DATING, Events, Forums, friendship, hags, Hangout, lonely, Meet, Minecraft, ONLINE, outings, relationships, Server, Singles, Socialize, support groups, where

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4580	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ores Mined:	5489	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

HagCraft SMP – /a/ Ain’t Got Time for Hags!

A, Aint, Beliefs, Community, Creatures, discussion, FANTASY, feelings, folklore, HagCraft, hags, internet culture, Magic, mythical creatures, online forum, Opinions, opinions on hags, Perception, smp, supernatural beings, Thoughts, Time, witches

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4878
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	121
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is ruled by a group of hilarious hags who will keep you on your toes with their crazy antics. From turning players into chickens to hiding diamond ore in the most random places, these hags will make sure you never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and earn special rewards. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found by the bravest adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hag-infested world!

””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

30s, hags, Minecraft, post, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	8158	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers? Join our server and meet a community of post hags who are over 30s! These seasoned players bring a whole new level of sass and skill to the game. From building elaborate castles to trolling creepers with their expert moves, these post hags will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join now and become part of the most fabulous and fierce group of players in the Minecraft universe!

CelineCraft Minecraft Server

Celine Dion, CelineCraft, cougar relationship, CRICKETS, female fighter, feminist argument, Fight, Grandparents, Grooming, hags, Macron, Manager, Mature, Minecraft, Naveen Andrews, older man, older men, older woman, Pat Barry, power imbalance, Server, success, Teacher, Thug Rose, Women, young man, young woman, younger women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you ready to join the most scandalous and jaw-dropping Minecraft server out there? We’ve got more drama than a Celine Dion music video, more twists than a Thug Rose fight, and more grooming than a fancy French poodle salon.

Picture this: Naveen Andrews being groomed by his teacher like a cricket player, but with way more drama. And don’t even get us started on the historical norm of older men marrying younger women – we’re bringing that tradition back in style!

Forget cancel culture, we’re all about embracing the craziness of cougar relationships and power imbalances. Plus, if you’re looking for a server where hags are the real creeps and young men can take down older women in a fight, then look no further.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, scandalous romances, and more drama than you can shake a diamond sword at. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this outrageous Minecraft adventure!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

CreeperCritic420

aita, Amused, CreeperCritic420, Disturbing, Friend, Girlfriend, horrified, JOKE, masturbating, Picture, prank, prude, sarah, sexting, unsettling, uptight, Vagina

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just like the time Sarah tricked our player into thinking he was jerking off to her pic, only to reveal it was all just a hilarious prank! Who knows what kind of wacky antics will happen next on our server?

Don’t be a prude like our player, come join the fun and let loose on our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and you’ll always be laughing your blocky head off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RedditStreakSMP

internet culture, Online Community, reddit, reddit account, reddit activity, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit daily check-in, Reddit Discussion, reddit engagement, Reddit forum, reddit habit, reddit history, Reddit karma, reddit post, reddit streak record, reddit user, RedditStreakSMP, social media, Streak

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft life!

Join us if you want to participate in epic Reddit streak competitions where the winner gets to rename the server to “Dirtville” for a whole week! Imagine the chaos and confusion as players try to navigate a world where everything is named after dirt!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a pet llama that can do your homework for you! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when they see you strolling around with your llama sidekick, acing all your assignments without breaking a sweat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyTimeTraveler

CraftyTimeTraveler, daily routine, Emotional journey, future aspirations, identity exploration, inner peace, Journey of self., Life chapters, life stages, life transitions, mindfulness, Moment in time, past experiences, personal growth, present moment, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Soul searching, time period, Transitional phase

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you stuck in the Stone Age of boring Minecraft servers? Well, it’s time to upgrade to the Space Age with our server! Join us and blast off into a world of craziness and fun like you’ve never experienced before.

Our server is so advanced, it will make you question what era of your life you’re currently in. Are you in the Jurassic period because you’re feeling like a dinosaur on other servers? Well, on our server, you’ll feel like a futuristic cyborg T-Rex with laser eyes and rocket boosters!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will take you through time and space. Build towering skyscrapers in the morning, battle dragons in the afternoon, and explore underwater cities at night. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the boring Stone Age behind and join us in the epic adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s all possible on our server!

FireproofGelCraft

aerogel transformation, critical infrastructure, engineered gel, Engineering, fire protection, fire retardant, FireproofGelCraft, gel technology, heat resistance, home safety, Homes, infrastructure protection, innovative technology, insulation, Protection, researchers, silica-based aerogel, water-enhancing gel, wildfire defense, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mines Excavated:	2448	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u why u gotta join this server! so get this, our researchers have engineered a water-enhancing gel that turns into a silica-based aerogel under heat! like whaaat?! this gel is gonna protect ur homes and critical infrastructure from wildfires like no other! u won’t find this kind of protection on any other server, trust me! so come join us and let’s build and survive together in this crazy world of minecraft! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WuwaCraft Minecraft Server

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Moon’s Grace, Official Twitter Account, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Server, Timeline, Trailer, Turquoise Moonglow, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, WuwaCraft, Zhezhi

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the waves are wuthering and the adventures are endless! Join now for a chance to ride on a magical unicorn through the Turquoise Moonglow, where you can battle the legendary Zhezhi and become a PROFESSIONAL Resonator.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our map filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. Keep track of all the action with our Convene Tracker and participate in epic events like the By Moon’s Grace festival.

And don’t forget about our exclusive codes for special rewards! Finish the tutorial and redeem codes like WUTHERINGGIFT and BAHAMUT for unbelievable prizes. Plus, show off your moves with our emotes and make new friends on our /wuwa/ Friends List.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

behind schedule, Confused, creeper, delayed, disbelief, expletive, last minute, Late, Minecraft, missed opportunity, procrastination, reaction, running behind, Shocked, smp, SPEECHLESS.., surprised, TARDY, time crunch, Time management, unexpected, what the fuck

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GrannyGateWeddingDrama

estranged mother, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family pressure, family promises, family relationships, family reunions, Family Support, Grandparents, GrannyGateWeddingDrama, parental abandonment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of family drama following you everywhere, even in Minecraft? Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can escape all the craziness!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with long-lost relatives popping up out of nowhere and expecting you to welcome them with open arms. On our server, the only family you’ll have to worry about is your Minecraft family – and they’ll always have your back, no matter what!

Say goodbye to unwanted wedding crashers and hello to a community that respects your boundaries. We promise no surprise siblings showing up uninvited to your virtual nuptials – unless, of course, you want them there!

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family feuds and unwanted guests. See you in the game!

CashCow SMP: Easy Money!

affiliate marketing, blogging, cashcow, dropshipping, earn money, Easiest Way, EASY, easy money, extra income, financial independence, freelance, investing, make money online, MONEY, money hacks, money making ideas, Money Strategies, money tips, online surveys, passive income, quick cash, side hustle, smp, work from home

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	755

Are you tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, the easiest way to earn money is by selling enchanted golden carrots to the villagers! Why? Because apparently, they’re obsessed with them and will pay top dollar for them. It’s like a black market for golden veggies, but shh, don’t tell Mojang!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your hard-earned emeralds for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive questing guild where you’ll embark on epic journeys to find the legendary Notch’s left sock. Rumor has it that whoever possesses it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy SMP!

CraftyGramps

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, CraftyGramps, dislike, Experience, getting older, growing up, habits, Lifestyle, Maturity, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mines Excavated:	2288	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Votes:	8856	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you starting to dislike responsibilities, adulting, and bills as you get older? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond!

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear sunglasses. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and a group of rebellious sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil cow dictator.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild!