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DoublePrice Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Animals Bred:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blinken’s Block Party

blinken, Blinkens, BLOCK, cease-fire agreement, ceasefire deal, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, haggling, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, Party, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Truce, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the haggling never stops! we have crazy deals and non-stop action that will keep you on your toes!

imagine a world where blinken is the ruler and he is fighting off hordes of haggling hamas members who just won’t accept a ceasefire deal! it’s chaos and madness but oh so much fun!

join us now for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have! who needs peace when you can have epic battles and crazy negotiations all day long? come join the madness now!

Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Beliefs, Childhood, Conflict, Cultural, discrimination, Eldians, History, Identity, Jews, marley, Minecraft, Nazis, Oppression, palestinians, perspective, Potatoes, realization, smp, society, War, Zionists

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6002
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.

Crafty Cubes Minecraft Server

algorithm, c#, coding, comparison, compilation, computer science, Crafty, cubes, debugging, error message, Gay, iostream, Logic, loop, main function, Minecraft, offensive, Output, programming, Server, Software Development, String, Syntax

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and prosperity in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anus Tongue Tribe, a group of players who have mastered the art of… well, you can probably guess from the name. Join them in their quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unique skills and strategies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your faggotry at the door, because things tend to get a little wild around here.

Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

3d, Claiming, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Husbando, Images, insults, JOINING, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, rules, smp, stealing, Thread, Trash, Trips, waifu

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	2049
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	2359	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

Project Beans

2024.., Minecraft, November 10th, PA2, Project Architect 2, Project Beans, Server, Small player base, Sunday, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!

ProjectBeans.modded.fun

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Beta People Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Votes:	6045	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	1122	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!

Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

HotWay

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Economy, emotions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, HotWay, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Positive, Project, PvE, PvP, Reality, Sandbox, Server, Store, Survival, Wishes, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	74
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

HotWay – Always hot Greetings, dear friend!

HotWay – A world where everything can become reality. Get a huge dose of positive emotions and make your wishes come true!

Main IP: mc.hotway.fun

Online store: https://hotway.fun

We wish you a comfortable time on the HotWay project!

mc.hotway.fun:25255

Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.

Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!

So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium

#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4420	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

froggiMC

Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6999	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

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