Hacksshorts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Incel-free Minecraft Server
banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server
Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).
Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.
So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

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Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.
You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

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CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

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TaskFail1000
can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error
Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

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CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

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AlcoCraft Minecraft server
1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour
The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19
81.176.176.175

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MineModulate
#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards
MineModulate
Survival Reimagined
JOIN NOW
play.minemodulate.com
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👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server
Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game
Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

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New Server IP
50MilliMinecraft SMP
50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries
Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!

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