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storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of dealing with stormfags who can’t make up their minds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight for the true West…and by that, we mean we fight for the best building spots and resources! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will make you laugh until you cry, and we promise that no stormfags will ever be allowed in. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare items…or so the legend goes. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

MediOWL server Minecraft

characteristics, Friends, MediOWL, Minecraft, new generation, Server, SURVIVE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!

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Pity Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3240	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely of matches can be made! Join us and find your perfect gaming partner, whether you’re a blocky beauty or a pixelated player. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places, just like our obese friend who played matchmaker for his fit friend and a girl who was clearly out of his league. So come on, join us and see what crazy connections you can make in our virtual world! Who knows, you might just end up thanking us for introducing you to your new gaming soulmate.

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3008

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Votes:	4272
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Emeralds Found:	8604	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Hey there, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have got some insane stuff going on in our server!

First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!

Anime Watcher Minecraft Server

Anime, balance, binge watching, Burnout, Commitment, Dedication, Entertainment, episodes, exhaustion, Job, leisure, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, Prioritizing, Relaxation, screen time, self-care, Server, Stamina, Time management, watcher, Watching

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can watch 1,122 episodes of anime without any interruptions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where time stands still and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Who needs a job when you can spend all day watching anime and building epic structures with your fellow players? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world!

Minecraft SMP: Degree in Redstone Engineering

career advancement, Career Transition, Degree, degree retention, Engineering, engineering job market, entry level, Experience, industrial automation, industrial automation career, industrial automation success, IT, job application, job market challenges, job satisfaction, Job Search, Minecraft, networking, problem solving, Redstone, salary demands, service job, smp, travel, virtualization

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	3135
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

art, Communication, deep, emotions, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, intricate, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, nonverbal, PALS, Perception, photography, PIXEL, Powerful, Server, speaks volumes, storytelling, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, Visual Communication

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

Brother’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, BLOCK, brother, brotherhood, brotherly activities, brotherly bonding, brotherly love, brotherly support, brothers, Exercise, family, family time, FITNESS, Minecraft, Party, play together, Playtime, Server, sibling activities, sibling fun, sibling relationship, Siblings, siblings bonding, workout buddies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by my buff brother who will challenge you to a push-up contest before you can even start playing. But don’t worry, once you prove your strength, you’ll have access to our exclusive diamond mine where the diamonds are so big, you’ll need a forklift to carry them all. So come join us at DoobyBros and get ready for a wild ride of muscles, diamonds, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!