ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

RedditRuler Minecraft Server

age restrictions, Apple family, bio children, Boundaries, Child protection, Decision making, family dynamics, impulsive behavior, integration, internet safety, Minecraft, movies, online content, online viewing, parenting, reddit, RedditRuler, restrictions, rules, Server, teenagers, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

LawnMowerLadz

Assertiveness, Boundaries, child labor, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, lawn mowing, LawnMowerLadz, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood kid, neighborly relations, payment, refusal, social norms, unwanted services, unwarranted expectations

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit formation strategies, habit formation tips, habit loop, habit stacking, habit tracking, HabitCraft, habits for success, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, Positive Change, productivity, self improvement, small habit, smp, Wins

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	654069
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

CraftyLife, critical choices, Decision making, Decisions, defining moments, diamonds, impactful decision, impactful life decisions, important life choices, influential choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, major life decisions, personal growth, pivotal decisions, self development, shaping my destiny, shaping my future, shaping my journey, shaping my path, significant life events, transformative decisions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Void Gems Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, base, cold war, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, NATO base, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Proximity, russia, Russian border, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, Tension

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

CraftyAirForcePrime

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Vulture Sanitation Service

Biodiversity loss, carcasses consumption, conservation efforts, diseases control, Ecological importance, ecosystem balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chain disruption, habitat destruction, human deaths, India, population decline, public health, sanitation, sanitation system, scavengers, service, veterinary drugs, Vulture, vulture population collapse, wildlife conservation, wildlife management

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1372	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

STALKER Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Stalker

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:39283

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

Crafty, cyców, cyców japońskich, EDYCJA, edycja cyców, edycja cyców japońskich, japońskich, Minecraft, Polish, polska, polska edycja, polska edycja cyców, polska edycja cyców japońskich, polska edycja japońskich, polska japońskich, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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