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HackMyBodyMC SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	9024
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6501

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

DivorceCraft – Not My Fault

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!

BeeMineCraftServer

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Farms Harvested:	506
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of being in relationships that are as stable as a creeper in a minefield? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to love and hello to blocks! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about dating and focus on building the perfect castle instead. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe in hand? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovestruck player who died trying to impress their crush with a redstone contraption. So if you want to avoid a similar fate, come join us and embrace the single life in style!

RenewableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Yo, bros and broettes! come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got renewable energy up the wazoo! like, did you know that over 50% of public electricity in the EU comes from renewables now? that’s like, totally rad, dude!

Join our server and harness the power of windmills and solar panels to build the most lit creations ever! imagine a world where creeper explosions are powered by clean, green energy – it’s like, mind-blowing, man!

Plus, we got crazy mini-games where you can race against your friends using only renewable energy sources! who needs gas-guzzling cars when you can ride a solar-powered minecart to victory?

So, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the renewable revolution! let’s save the planet, one block at a time!

RocketRaidersMC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	5110	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4651	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rockets flying everywhere like Hamas in Khan Yunis, but like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? Imagine dodging rockets while building your epic castle, it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually exploding, bro. Plus, our community is lit AF, like a party in a creeper-infested cave. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

LockOpenCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!

our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!

explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.

join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Features
Choose a class with various skills
Level up RPG style and craft unique items
Battle diverse mobs and challenge new bosses
Descend into massive dungeons
Fly on dragons and explore new biomes
Engage in player shops, auctions and factories
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims
QOL features like player warps, /sethome, /tpa
Immersive experience with new textures, models, and sounds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I choose my class?	Yes, players can choose a class with various skills.
Are there bosses to challenge?	Yes, there are over 40 new bosses to challenge.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server.
What kind of economy features are available?	Players can engage in player shops, auctions, and factories.
Are there protection features for my possessions?	Yes, players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims.
Is there a resource pack required to play?	Yes, players can simply accept the resource pack on join.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun!

ArcticRain Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4674	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s colder than your ex’s heart, wetter than a soggy sponge, cozier than a Snuggie, safer than a bank vault, and friendlier than a Golden Retriever on Prozac? Look no further, because our server has all that and more!

Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!

BBQBlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of your husband inviting all his work buddies over to your house for a BBQ without even asking you first? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual sanctuary away from nosy coworkers and intrusive medical assistants.

On our server, you can create a massive castle surrounded by lava moats and guard dogs to keep out unwanted guests. You can even set up booby traps to deter anyone trying to invade your personal space. And if your husband tries to invite his work friends to your virtual home, just hit him with a virtual diamond sword and send him packing!

So if you’re tired of feeling guilted into hosting awkward gatherings at your real-life house, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as private and introverted as you want. Plus, we have a strict “no coworkers allowed” policy, so you can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet in your own virtual world. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests invading your personal space!