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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9017 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
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