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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5766 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1260 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?
The creepers here wear sunglasses and drop diamonds instead of blowing you up, it’s like a party every time they show up.
And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will trade you emeralds for your most embarrassing secrets.
Plus, the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy who wants belly rubs instead of a fight.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity).