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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	6289
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	9841
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Void Gems Collected:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	5013
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Votes:	9113
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	7872
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.