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TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5882
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

autistic, Behavior, CHANGE, Communication, cope, culture, emotional intelligence, OFFENDED, ONLINE, Perception, provocation, Psycho, Sensitive, SnowflakeCraft, social media, society, Tantrum, tolerance, walking on eggshells, wrong

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mines Excavated:	1056	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Star Shards Collected:	67
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Items Found:	7667
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7469	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Emeralds Found:	5875
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7694

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8720	Love Letters Sent:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!