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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4580
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5058
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Damage Calculator, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Signal Pull Tracker, Thread Template, Trailer, Website, Where the Miracle Began, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Animals Bred:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, a shark tail, and scissors! Why scissors, you ask? Because who doesn’t love running around with a pair of sharp objects in a blocky world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a lore that will blow your mind – “Where the Miracle Began” in Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the same time.

And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes! Use them in-game or online to unlock special items like catching a book or launching into the unknown. Who knows what surprises await you?

But that’s not all – we have a Signal/Pull Tracker to help you navigate through the chaos, a Damage Calculator to strategize your attacks, and ZZZ stickers to decorate your virtual world with absolute nonsense.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and laughter is guaranteed. See you in the wacky world of mystery and mayhem!

Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, confusion, contradiction of nature, discrimination, dubious beliefs, EMBARRASSMENT, flat earthers, Identity, identity politics, impressionable people, LGBTQ, making things worse, mental health, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Public, Server, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, trannies, Transgender, weaponizes circumstance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1068	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama

aita, Boundaries, common law, CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama, credit card debt, DEBT, early retirement, family pressure, financial independence, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, investment strategy, living arrangements, long-term commitment, personal finance, property investment, raffle winner, relationship dynamics, retirement planning, student loans, useless degree

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Towns Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying off your partner’s debts? Do you want to live your best life without being shackled by someone else’s financial mistakes? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate financial independence and self-care!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted by a virtual world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about someone else’s debt dragging you down. No more passive-aggressive comments from in-laws or pressure to empty your bank account for someone else’s choices. On our server, you can invest in properties, plan your early retirement, and live your best life without any guilt trips!

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to debt drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a “Get Out Of Debt Free” card when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Let’s build a future where financial responsibility and personal freedom reign supreme!

GriefCraft Minecraft Server

bereavement, celebration, coping, Grief, GriefCraft, healing, Legacy, Life, long tail: what would they think, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, Missed, mourning, passed away, Reflection, Remembrance, Server, Support, Tribute, what would they feel, what would they say

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious caves filled with treasure and danger around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your lost loved ones what they’re missing out on in the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

ManlyStareCraft

Assertiveness, Body language, Communication, Confrontation, cultural expectations, discomfort, gender dynamics, intimidation, male behavior, male gaze, ManlyStareCraft, Masculinity, nonverbal cues, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-confidence, social cues, social interactions, societal norms

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	8196	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of creepers staring at you in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our server and show them who’s boss! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will make you forget all about those awkward stares. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and ride on the back of a flying pig. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky virtual stares!

MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server

academic pressure, Canada, career opportunities, Challenges, Chinese, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, education, Escape, Great, higher education, international students, language barrier, living expenses, MapleCraft, Minecraft, monotonous, overseas education, Server, student experience, Student Life, student visa, study abroad, tuition fees, unaffordable

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2245	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the monotonous life of being an international student in canada! forget about those expensive housing prices and come build your own virtual mansion with us! we have crazy events like llama races and pig jousting tournaments. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build battles. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will make your chinese classmates jealous!

JobQuotaRiotCraft

bangladesh, civil disobedience, deaths, educational system, employment opportunities, government corruption, government jobs quota, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, JobQuotaRiotCraft, Police Brutality, Political unrest, PROTESTS, public outcry, social change, social justice, student activism, student demands, student movement, student protests, youth activism

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hurt is your funny bone! we got more laughs than a clown convention and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!

join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!

CrowdStrikeCraft: More Damage Than Viruses!

computer protection, computer security, computer viruses, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrikeCraft, cyber attacks, cyber defense, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, Damage, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HACKING, internet security, Malware removal, malwares, network security, Viruses

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

haha come join this cray cray minecraft server where we cause more chaos than all the computer viruses and malwares put together! our players are like wild animals, always causing mayhem and destruction in the virtual world. you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across on this server, from exploding pigs to dancing creepers. join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride like no other!

PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC

adrenal insufficiency, clinical trials, community acquired pneumonia, critical care, fludrocortisone, healthcare interventions, hydrocortisone, infectious diseases, intensive care, Medical research, mortality reduction, patient outcomes, placebo, PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC, respiratory infections, Sepsis, septic shock, septicemia, steroid therapy, subgroup analysis, Treatment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5442	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic subgroup analysis going on. It’s like, if you got community acquired pneuminia and septic shock, then you gotta join this server, man! We got hydrocortisone plus fludrocortisone up in here, and it’s gonna reduce mortality like no tomorrow. Forget about placebo, come join us and survive like a boss! It’s like a virtual hospital up in here, saving lives and building epic creations at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most lit Minecraft server ever!

Mod Madness – The SMP Server Where Chaos Reigns Supreme!

24 Players, active community, casual gameplay, Chaos, discord server, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Fair Ownership, friendly community, Friendly staff, Fun Events, madness, Mature Players, mod, Modded minecraft, modded smp, Nation building, Non-Corrupt, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Simple Mods, smp, SUPREME, voting system

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	282211
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Date & Time	20 July, 2 PM GMT
Current Players	24
Server Type	Modded Nation SMP
Decision Making	Most decisions are made through player votes
Mods	Simple and not complicated
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address given in the Discord server.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules that are decided through player votes. Please refer to the Discord server for more information.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	There is no specific age restriction, but players are expected to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.