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Habitual Behaviors

  • Minecraft SMP: Slice & Dice

    Minecraft SMP: Slice & Dice

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    🎉🌌 Welcome to the most SICKLE (that’s sick + tickle, get it?) Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not want to miss, fam! Listen up, I’m about to drop some digital wisdom bombs on ya 🚀💣

      • Creeper Rodeos 🤠💣: Picture this: We have actual creeper rodeos where you can ride them as they blow up! Who needs buckin’ broncos when you got BOOMIN’ GREEN MEN? 🥳 I mean, nothing screams “realistic cowboy simulation” like getting blown to bits while doing the moonwalk on a pixelated desert, amirite?!

      • Lava Llamas 🦙🔥: Did you hear about the llama that fell into a lava pit? It came out with a flaming attitude! Join us and you can BECOME that llama; I’m talking full-on body transformation. You’ll just be a roasted marshmallow with legs, walking around haunting people in the most epic way possible!

      • Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights 🎤🐉: Every Thursday, we summon this giant dragon for a little karaoke jam, and lemme tell ya, it has the vocal range of a banshee getting run over by a train! You can belt out "Sweet Caroline" while dodging fireballs! Multi-tasking at its finest, my dudes!

      • Identity Crisis Centers 🛠️🤷‍♂️: Here, you’ll encounter NPCs that can’t decide if they’re villagers or, like, a sentient fish with dreams of becoming a CEO. They’ll give you quests like “Find my long-lost pickle jar” and you’re just left wondering if you’re playing Minecraft or binging a surreal sitcom. 🤔 Who’s really the crazy one here?

      • Pig Breeding Championships 🐖🏆: Have you ever seen a pig doing yoga? Neither have we… but boy oh boy is it our community goal! Every Sunday, we’re hosting “Pig Olympics” where you can train your to go from fat-fry to flexi-pig while competing for a medal made entirely of bacon. Gamers really do just wanna have fun!

      • Super Secret Stranger Danger 😱🙈: No one will protect you in this world, except maybe an army of zombie squids who will aggressively dance to 80s synth music while saying “You’re safe?” with eerie intensity. Whether they protect or attack? You’ll have to join to find out!

      • The Great Potato Debate 🥔💬: Just wait until we unearth the fabled “Potato of Infinite Power.” Everyone here pretends it’s a myth, but we’ve got a hog, Jim Bob, who swears that if you eat it you’ll become the king of Minecraft, or a wet sock with feelings. Again, who knows? Could be an epic power trip or just a starchy disaster.

    If you’re not at least LOLing by now, then I dunno, you probably just got your account hacked by a 10-year-old in a Steve skin. So, jump on in and join a community where EVERYONE is kinda sorta partially insane, and also sorta kinda definitely trapped in the friend-zone with a glowstone block. Click that join button, or else we’ll send the llama after you! 🦙💥✨

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  • StressBrain AutoPilot

    StressBrain AutoPilot

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Ever feel like your brain is on autopilot and you just can’t make a good decision to save your life? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where chronic stress is the name of the game! Our nerve-cell ‘highways’ will have you feeling like you’re on a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles.

    Forget thoughtful choices, we want you to embrace your inner crazy and let loose on our server. Who needs rational decision-making when you can just go with the flow and see where the stress takes you?

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new side of yourself you never knew existed! Let the stress take over and let’s get this party started!

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  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you crazy crafters out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.

    4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

    Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

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  • Creeper Serenade

    Creeper Serenade

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    Imagine this: you, singing your heart out in a duet with none other than Justin Bieber on our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is so magical that it can make dreams like this come true. Join us and who knows, maybe next time you log in, you’ll find yourself jamming out with Beyoncé or serenading Taylor Swift. The possibilities are endless on our server, where music meets Minecraft in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. So come on, join us and get ready to rock out with the biggest stars in the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BloodCraft: Zodiac Wars

    BloodCraft: Zodiac Wars

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on flying pigs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLoveHub

    CraftyLoveHub

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life!! we got levels of intimacy that will blow your mind. imagine being so caring and validating towards your minecraft partner that you unlock secret sexual cues in the game. your sexual desire will be through the roof, and satisfaction guaranteed!! plus, the effects can last up to 12 months in real life. who knew minecraft could be so steamy?! join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

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  • AlexandriaSMP: Where gamers over 16 can chat with in-game voices and try not to get lost on Bluemap!

    AlexandriaSMP: Where gamers over 16 can chat with in-game voices and try not to get lost on Bluemap!

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    AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Community Driven Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
    Anti-Griefing Measures With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
    Online Map Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://map.alexandriasmp.com
    Regular Events Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
    Shopping District Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.
    Many Fun Addons We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat.

    Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions. Also, we just got a reset map a few days ago.

    Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit our website and apply via our Discord server.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?

    A: Of course! Our events are open to all players, and we encourage new players to join in and have fun.

    Q: How often does the server have map resets?

    A: We just had a reset map a few days ago, but map resets are typically done periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

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  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

    Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!

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  • CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

    CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

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