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  • GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad

    GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3516
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5592 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Potions Brewed: 41 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.

    u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.

    so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?

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  • UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP

    UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 9893
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey players, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your ex’s cat? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most hilarious players around!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to challenge the server owner who’s rumored to have a pet dragon as their sidekick.

    And if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously, come hang out with us where the only rule is to have fun and never dig straight down (unless you want to unleash a horde of angry chickens).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your grandma’s bingo night!

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  • BabyBounce Minecraft Server

    BabyBounce Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7599
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Towns Built: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 143757 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 228 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there will be no secondhand smoke, only secondhand fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky blunts and baby creepers. Our staff is always here to make sure your virtual lungs stay smoke-free, because we care about your health even in the pixelated world.

    Don’t worry about offending anyone with your smoke-free stance, because here, we only get offended if you don’t build the most epic treehouse or if you forget to feed your virtual chickens. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind, because on our server, the only thing getting lit is our glowstone lamps!

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  • Night Owl Misinfo Craft

    Night Owl Misinfo Craft
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5772
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Votes: 8333 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the night owls rule the roost! we have a special potion that makes you post more mis and disinformation, so you can confuse all your friends and enemies alike.

    imagine the chaos you can cause with your misinformation-spreading powers! you’ll be the talk of the server, the master of confusion. join us now and let the madness begin. who needs sleep when you can be spreading lies and deceit in the virtual world? come join us, night owls, and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • SMP BoomerProbs Minecraft

    SMP BoomerProbs Minecraft
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 897
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 183
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t worry, we have a team of expert chicken whisperers who will guide you through the chaos.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a pair of enchanted diamond boots to keep up with the beat.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life!

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  • ForeverMiningCraft

    ForeverMiningCraft
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 634371 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still obsessed with building block towers and digging for hidden treasures? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake! So come on, indulge your childhood habits and join us for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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  • MineLikeMeKids

    MineLikeMeKids
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 3506
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your kids constantly reminding you of yourself at their age? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a magical world where kids can be as wild and crazy as you were back in the day!

    Join our server and watch as your kids build elaborate structures, go on epic adventures, and maybe even accidentally blow things up (just like you did with that chemistry set). Who knows, they might even start a virtual lemonade stand or create a secret underground club just like you did in the backyard.

    So come on, parents, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where your kids can relive your glory days in a safe and pixelated environment. Who knows, they might even learn a thing or two about responsibility…or they might just end up riding pigs off cliffs. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious time!

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  • PixelPivot: One Tiny Tweak

    PixelPivot: One Tiny Tweak
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1613
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in ways you never thought possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Yes, you heard that right, FIREBALL-SHOOTING CHICKENS! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas that drop diamonds when you defeat them.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Taco Wizard who grants wishes in exchange for spicy salsa.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • SimplicityStruggles – Minecraft SMP

    SimplicityStruggles – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 7557
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never wear pants while playing! That’s right, we believe in the freedom of letting your pixelated legs roam free. But beware, if you’re caught wearing pants, you’ll be banished to the Pants Dimension where you’ll have to fight off an army of evil pants mobs.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Chicken Genie.

    So come join us and experience the madness of our pantsless, chicken-filled world. Just remember, when in doubt, dance it out!

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  • HackCraft: From Noob to Pro!

    HackCraft: From Noob to Pro!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8336
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack of building a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Trust us, it’s the new trend in Minecraft architecture!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance, he’s a real sucker for a good prank!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack of becoming a Minecraft master in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

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  • Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

    Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 818
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

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  • Scoopocalypse

    Scoopocalypse
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 1160
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 77
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

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  • MosqueMayhemCraft

    MosqueMayhemCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5198
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Animals Bred: 39
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 403

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

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  • Par4Craft

    Par4Craft
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4932
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 250 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

    imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

    but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

    so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

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  • GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

    GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 7155
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

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  • GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

    GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2608
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 284
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Farms Harvested: 669
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

    IP Address mc.geodecraft.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

    GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

    Our Mission:

    • Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
    • Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
    • Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
    • Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

    Features:

    • Land Claims
    • Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
    • Player Shops
    • Player Warps
    • McMMO
    • Safarinet
    • Resource Worlds
    • Custom Economy Plugin
    • Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
    • And more!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

    Q: Are there special items available on the server?

    A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4163
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

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  • VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

    VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1463
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3077 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Animals Bred: 59
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Enchantments Applied: 259 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

    And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

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  • GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

    GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2632
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 181
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Villages Defended: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Runes Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

    Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

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  • WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

    WifeCraft: Inked & Linked
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 497
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

    We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

    So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

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