Habits MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyBoomer

Maturity, Technology, ENERGY, habits, health

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CraftyBoomers

growing older, waning enthusiasm, aging process, getting older, habits

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, it’s time to escape reality and join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of retired circus performers who have taken their clowning skills to the digital world.

Picture this: instead of boring old mining and building, you’ll be juggling creepers, riding pigs through obstacle courses, and battling evil mobs with custard pies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret clown car that can teleport you to a hidden land filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing llamas.

So if you’re tired of adulting and ready for some ridiculous fun, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity.

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CraftyForever

habits, continue working, self-discipline, CraftyForever, discipline

If you’re tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and battling creepers, then boy do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring chores and hello to endless possibilities! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? You can do that here! Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life! Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can be a virtual master builder? Let your imagination run wild and let the good times roll!

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CheatLifeCraft

perseverance, Time management, work-life balance, resilience, self-discipline

Are you tired of playing by the rules in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build a house made entirely of diamonds without ever having to mine for them. Or where you can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s processing power, but who cares about that?). So come join us and unleash your inner cheat code master!

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Blockheads R Us

penchants, guilty pleasures, fixations, vices, fetishes

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

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RuleBreaker SMP

RuleBreaker, Childhood, upbringing, Chores, Traditions

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got a rule where you can only build with pink blocks on Wednesdays, like who even came up with that, it’s so random but like, it’s what makes us unique, ya know? And like, every full moon we all have to wear pumpkin heads and dance around a campfire, it’s like a tradition or something, but it’s so fun, you gotta try it out. Plus, we have this thing where if you die, you have to do a dare IRL, like one time someone had to eat a whole jar of pickles, it was wild. So yeah, come join us and experience the madness, it’s a blast!

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BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

daily routine, Grooming, Alone Time, Mins, self-care

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

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SilentMiner69 – Age & Ringer Status? Y/N

disturbance, SilentMiner69, convenience, age, personal choice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion!

So, if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and join us! Just remember to keep your phone on silent because the laughter and chaos never stop on our server!

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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

reminiscent, ChildhoodNostalgia, Familiar, childhood joy, Routine

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

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DisgustCraft

revolting, UNUSUAL, Etiquette, societal expectations, personal preference

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

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