join dis server if u wanna avoid jinxing urself by knockin on wood in minecraft!! we got wood everywhere so u can knock all day and never get jinxed!! plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers that drop diamonds instead of explode, so u can get rich while bein spooked!! come join us and see if u can survive the haunted wood knockin madness!!
WoodKnockCraft
Craftaholic
Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addiction needs!Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to school (but don’t tell your parents we said that).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and feed your addiction like never before! Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.
PotionCrafters: Small Doses, Big Problems
join dis server if u want to survive like a boss in a world where drinking poison is the key to success! we got crazy challenges like finding the rarest mushroom in the land of exploding chickens. if u can survive that, u can survive anything! plus, our admin once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come join us and show off ur epic survival skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!PuffinCraft
Move over smoking, because on our Minecraft server, the real danger is not joining! This server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even breathe (just kidding, please remember to breathe). But seriously, once you join, you’ll be so hooked that you’ll forget all about those pesky real-life responsibilities. So why risk your health with smoking when you can risk it all by joining our server instead? Trust us, it’s a much more dangerous habit!StreaksAndDisappointments
join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.
so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.
CraftyAddictz
Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your crazy building cravings!Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. Our community is full of wacky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s a build battle to see who can construct the tallest tower made of cake or a scavenger hunt to find the rarest block in the game.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of slime or a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
ScreenTimeDetox Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the cure for all your kid’s problems, man. like, if they play on this server for just 2 weeks, their mental health will be like, totally improved. it’s like magic, dude. all the cool kids are joining, so like, why wouldn’t you? plus, there’s this one kid who played on the server and now they can like, fly in real life. true story, bro. join now and watch your child’s mental wellbeing soar to new heights. it’s like, totally legit, trust me.CraftyControlFreakGF
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the suffocating environment of real life and express your opinions freely without fear of being called abusive, a bully, or toxic!Join us and manifest your wildest dreams in-game, whether it’s building the biggest castle or taming the rarest creatures. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and not worry about someone canceling their dentist appointment because they think the dentist is manifesting their dental problems.
We promise endless fun, outrageous adventures, and a community that will never taunt you about your skincare routine or try to convince you that neglecting your skin is a sin in our religion (which, by the way, is all about building pixelated worlds, not skincare).
So come join us and leave behind the endless arguments and taunts of real life. Let’s build a world where everyone’s opinions are respected, and the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creeper explosions!
CreeperCrazedCraft
so why not join our minecraft server and experience a whole new level of crazy? we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak fluent french.if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, a maze that is actually a portal to another dimension, and a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.
don’t be a sheep and follow the crowd to those other servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!
PickyPeeve Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!