Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.
Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.
So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.
So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?
Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and secret underground llama dance parties. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
But beware, if you judge someone for not joining our server, you might just find yourself face-to-face with a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. So come on, leave your judgment at the door and join us for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.
so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.
if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?
Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!
| Server Type | Mostly Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Emphasis | Player Autonomy, Building, Exploration |
| Age Requirement | 21 and older (exceptions may be made for family members of members below the age requirement) |
| Joining Process | Join Discord server at https://discord.gg/kW8eCPsetz and apply in #application channel |
A: The server is mostly vanilla Minecraft survival, focusing on player autonomy.
A: To maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere, members must be at least 21 years old. Exceptions may be made for family members below the age requirement under certain circumstances.
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kW8eCPsetz and apply in the #application channel by sharing your in-game name (IGN).
A: Please allow 24 – 48 hours for us to process your application. Your IGN will be added to the server the next time we are online.
Join us for a wild ride of profit-taking madness! We have a special feature where every time you take profit, a virtual fireworks display goes off in the game. It’s like celebrating your success with a bang!
Forget about boring percentages or fixed dollar amounts, on our server, we use a magical crystal ball to determine the perfect time to take profit. It’s like having a fortune teller guiding your every move!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of profit-taking like never before. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!
| Sovereign SMP Server Overview |
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| Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome. Season 3 has just begun on 5/22. The server has a ZERO tolerance policy for harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc. Various plugins are used, and TnT duping and redstone tricks are allowed. The server is running on Paper 1.20.4. Join us through our Discord server. |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the age requirement for the server? | Players must be 18+ to join Sovereign SMP. |
| Can Bedrock players join the server? | Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome on the server. |
| What is the server’s policy on harassment and discrimination? | The server has a ZERO tolerance policy for any form of harassment and discrimination. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | Some of the plugins used include Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, and Single Player Sleep. |
| Is TnT duping and redstone tricks allowed on the server? | Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed on the server. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | You can apply through the Discord server by following the link provided: Discord Invite |
>Don’t worry about being severely autistic, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is accepted and appreciated. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled on by a potential date – our players are always ready to team up and have a great time!
>So come join us and watch NY vs FL in our virtual pub, where age is just a number and friendships last a lifetime. Who needs real-life plans when you have a Minecraft server to call home? See you in the game!
Join us and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing in Hollywood…or at least in the Minecraft world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to fame and fortune!
On our server there are several simple rules that you must follow:
Griefing is prohibited.Spam is prohibited.Cheating is prohibited. (including dupe)Advertising is prohibited. To advertise something, negotiate with the administration.Our rules are simple and easy to follow. For non-compliance with the rules, you may receive a warning or ban.
We have a Discord server! Come visit us, make new friends and play! There is a channel on our Discord server where game chat is broadcast. There you can both read the chat and write to it. With this channel you can follow everything that happens in the game, even from your phone. And here is the invitation link: https://discord.gg/WygQ6mP
Do you have any questions or a business proposal? – Write to us on Discord, VK – @epsrv, email – [email protected] or in the feedback form.
msk.mc.epserv.ru:40111
| Server Name | Prism SMP |
|---|---|
| Target Audience | Teens |
| Features | Quality-of-life datapacks, custom mob heads, interactive map |
| Community | Vibrant and welcoming |
A: Prism SMP is targeted towards teens, so it is best suited for that age group. However, players of all ages are welcome to join!
A: To join our server, you can find all the necessary information on our Discord server. Feel free to click on the Discord link provided above to get started!
A: Prism SMP is run by teens for teens, creating a community that is relatable and engaging for younger players. Our server also offers unique features like quality-of-life datapacks and custom mob heads.
A: While voice chat is encouraged to enhance the community experience, it is not mandatory. Players can still enjoy all aspects of the server without voice communication.