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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

    Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

    Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DailyBlockFun

    DailyBlockFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens every time you log on! Forget boring old routines, on our server you’ll never know what wacky adventure awaits you next. From riding pigs into battle against evil villagers to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChicksOnly

    CraftyChicksOnly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

    Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

    We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftAddict

    MineCraftAddict

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

    But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBrothers

    BlockyBrothers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyImprovements

    CraftyImprovements

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tipsy Pixel Pub

    Tipsy Pixel Pub

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, all the blocks are made of calorie labels on alcohol. you mine a block and suddenly you’re like “whoa, i need to change my drinking habits now.” it’s like a whole new level of gaming experience, man.

    join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBoomerAge

    CraftyBoomerAge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GenZGraveyard

    GenZGraveyard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

    On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP