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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6703 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6243 |
Farms Harvested: | 341 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?