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ProudHabitMC SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me. -
Too Much Minecraft Fun
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.
oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!
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JavaJittersCraft
Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!
So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
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LockedOutCraft
Are you tired of being locked out of your own house because your significant other can’t remember to take their keys out of the door? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being locked out again!On our server, you can build a virtual house with a keyless entry system, so you’ll never have to deal with the frustration of being locked out. Plus, if you ever do get locked out, our friendly community is always there to help you out and let you back in.
So come join us and say goodbye to the days of waiting outside for someone to let you in. Join now and never deal with annoying key-related issues again!
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LockedLoo Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of locking bathroom doors? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual bathroom with a door that never locks! No more accusations of secret makeup sessions or weird bathroom habits.Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with makeup supplies for those who dare to explore the depths of the virtual world.
So come join us and leave the bathroom door drama behind. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual makeup tutorial showdown with other players! The possibilities are endless on our server – just like the arguments over bathroom door locks.
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LifeHackLad Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of living in a boring old world where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience life hacks like never before!Imagine a world where every block you break gives you a real-life diamond. Yes, you heard that right! Our SMP has a special plugin that turns virtual diamonds into real ones. So not only will you be building epic structures, but you’ll also be rolling in bling!
But that’s not all! Our SMP has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through a series of elaborate dance moves and are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even learn a new dance move or two!
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who run their own taco stand. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve tried a taco made by a talking pig!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience life hacks that will change your world forever!
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TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!
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TabascoTroll Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.
Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!
And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!
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BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”
Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world.