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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7067 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Don’t worry, they’re friendly! And who could forget the great potato war of ’69, where players battled it out for the title of spud king?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice. So if you’re ready to break free from your old habits and dive headfirst into chaos, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots!