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CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

acceptance of change, Blame, CraftyBitches, cultural shift, discrimination, Divorce, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Hate Speech, inflation, male privilege, Meaner, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, patriarchy, racism, Server, sexism, Sluttier, societal change, societal issues, toxic masculinity, white male privilege, White Supremacy, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9405
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!

But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

American society, born in the Failed States of Weimarica, cautionary tale, destiny, dystopian future, existential crisis, fate, Individualism, Life, life choices, one chance at life, opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, political commentary, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, societal collapse, societal issues, Survival, yolocraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

action, Adventure, Anime, Based, BUILD, Character development, determination, fan favorite, friendship, iconic, japanese, Manga, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, Popular, power, Protagonist, protagonist growth, Rivalry, series, shonen jump, strength

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Blocky Boobies

additional photos, Assistance, big tits, blocky, boobies, Busty, Community, finding, forum, girl, Help, Images, internet, more, ONLINE, photos, Posting, Request, SEARCHING, seeking, sharing, social media

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	1148
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	838594	Players Killed by Monsters:	8826

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

#revelation, Adventure, bewildering, confusion, Crafty, Curious, discovery, doubt, Enigma, Exploration, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, question.., Server, Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, what happens here

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	5804
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

activism, Based, Courthouse, courthouse protest, death, demonstration, Fox 5 NY, Incident, jury selection, Minecraft, new york city, News, ourguy, political activism, protest, Self Immolation, Server, Shocking.., sustained injuries, tragic, trial, Trump trial, TrumpTrialFireworks

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Carnelian, CN Stream, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Galore, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, lolz, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mines Excavated:	1945	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

FartCraft, Minecraft, Server, Smelly

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	86
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Hero LOLz Server

4chan board, aliens, Consciousness, Crafty, Dead, forever.., Hero, hivemind, Humanity, lolz, Mystery, Nice, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, Server, speculation, spoilers, Survival, theories, Thriller, wiped out, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!