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AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Crops Grown:	3155
Players Killed by Monsters:	4624	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Farms Harvested:	907	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3875	New Chunks Explored:	571028

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8469	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ores Mined:	6679	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9830	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Void Gems Collected:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!