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SMPBuddy35 – The Minecraft SMP Jester

2022, Accountability, age difference, Awareness, Boundaries, buddy, controversy, DATING, discussion, Emotional Abuse, Grooming, Jester, Manipulation, Minecraft, power dynamics, red flags, red flags in relationships, relationships, Rhea, smp, SMPBuddy35, social media, toxic behavior, unhealthy dynamics

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to witness some wild drama unfold, like the time Buddy tried to impress Rhea by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks. Talk about relationship goals, am I right?

But seriously, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got secret alliances, epic pranks, and even a rumor that someone built a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the Nether. And let’s not forget the time someone tried to start a llama rebellion against the villagers – it was a llama-pocalypse!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, you never know what’s going to happen next.

BlockPartyMansion

Accommodation, Behavior, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, guests, Honesty, Hospitality, long term, relationships, Respect, SIL, visits, WIBTA

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like a considerate guest? Well, look no further because on our server, SIL 2 and 3 are the perfect guests! They’ll even take you out for a fancy meal if you treat them right. But watch out for SIL1 – she’s a sneaky one. She’ll steal your ingredients, leave cigarette butts all over your lawn, and overstay her welcome like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server now and experience the thrill of dealing with unpredictable guests who will keep you on your toes! And don’t worry, if things get too out of hand, just tell them the bedroom is not available – problem solved! So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.

PsychoCraft SMP: Would you say “I do” to a shrink?

Communication, counseling, Empathy, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, partner, Profession, psychiatrist, PsychoCraft, Psychology, relationships, SHRINK, smp, Spouse, stigma, Support, Therapy, therapy sessions, Understanding

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every player is required to have a psychiatrist as their in-game spouse. Why, you ask? Because nothing says fun like having your in-game partner psychoanalyze your every move and decision!

Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.

So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.

ForgetfulCraft

Amnesia, brain fog, cognitive decline, ForgetfulCraft, forgetfulness, long term memory loss, memory challenges, memory difficulties, memory disorders, memory dysfunction, memory impairment, memory issues, memory lapse, memory lapses, Memory Loss, memory problems, memory recollection, memory retrieval, mental lapse, short term memory loss

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Do you ever forget where you left your diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious tools because our magical pixies will always keep track of them for you! Join now and never suffer from pickaxe amnesia again!

GazaTruceMC Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaTruceMC, Hamas, ILLUSION, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, negotiations, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Tension, Truce, War

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hamas official dismissing an ‘illusion’ that gaza truce is nearer! our server is so lit, you’ll be like “what truce?” cuz you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers.

we got crazy events like the annual pig race where you can ride pigs and compete for the title of pig racing champion. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

join us now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before! who needs a gaza truce when you can have all this fun?

MoxMexicanMadness

global health emergency, mexico, MoxMexicanMadness, mpox, new cases, Reports, three, Who

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE MADNESS THAN A MEXICAN MPX OUTBREAK!

WE GOT CREEPERS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A TACO BELL BURRITO, AND ZOMBIES MORE HUNGRY THAN A PACK OF CHIHUAHUAS AT A TACO STAND!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!

SO IF YOU’RE READY FOR A WILD RIDE, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S GET THIS FIESTA STARTED! AY CARAMBA! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

CraftyTraumaTown

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyTraumaTown, emotional distress, Emotional healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, prospective interpretation, psychological effects, psychological well-being, psychopathology, retrospective interpretation, Therapy, Trauma, trauma impact, Trauma recovery

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LOL come join dis Minecraft server where we turn childhood trauma into FUN! who needs therapy when u can build ur way out of ur issues? our players have built entire castles to represent their daddy issues and lava pits for their mommy problems.

we got players who turned their fear of spiders into a giant spider mob farm and one guy who built a rollercoaster to symbolize his fear of commitment.

join us and let’s turn ur trauma into triumph! who needs a therapist when u got blocks and mobs to help u heal? come on in and let’s build our way to better mental health, one block at a time!

Cam’s Bird Sanctuary: Where Parrots Rule and PVP is for the Birds! 1.21 Economy Server with Custom Claims and End Adventures!

Adventures, An Like-No-Other claims system, bird, Birds, BRAND NEW SERVER, Cams, Claims, Custom, custom changes, Custom Claims, EARNABLE RANKING SYSTEM, Economy, elytras, End Enabled, exclusive, fast-growing community, less type-to-play, motivated, parrots, PassiveMode/PVP, Players, ProjectCash, PvP, rule, Sanctuary, seamless experience, Server, smp, Toggle FLYING, YOU HAVE A SAY

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DISCORD	https://discord.gg/camsproject
Server IP	camsproject.com

Overview:

CALLING ALL PLAYERS – Are you looking for a brand new server? We are extremely fresh, and consistently making custom changes, you will see nowhere else!

An Like-No-Other claims system, that you have full control over.
EARNABLE RANKING SYSTEM! Receive perks !
Toggle FLYING in claims!
Elytras & End Active.
YOU HAVE A SAY – We are in our first version. Every change made is dependent on YOU!
We are extremely motivated to make a seamless, less type-to-play experience!
ProjectCash – An Exclusive system, where the server is not dependent on ECO.

Be apart of a fast-growing community! Join today. camsproject.com

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server is extremely fresh and constantly making unique custom changes.
Do players have control over the claims system?	Yes, players have full control over the unique claims system.
Are there earnable ranking systems?	Yes, players can earn ranks and receive perks.
Can players toggle flying in claims?	Yes, players can toggle flying in their claims.
Is the community growing?	Yes, the server is part of a fast-growing community.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is an exclusive system where the server is not dependent on ECO.

BritsCraft Minecraft Server

America, british empire, Brits, BritsCraft, Colonialism, Colonization, control, Democracy, founding fathers, Government, History, INDEPENDENCE, influence, Minecraft, Monarchy, ownership, power, revolution, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Treaty of Paris, united states, War of Independence

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Who needs history lessons when you can battle zombies with laser swords and ride unicorns into battle? Trust us, you won’t regret joining this server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even winning the war of independence with a team of llamas armed with water balloons!

YeehawCraft SMP: Americans Were Right

American sports, AMERICANS, biggest talents, competitive balance, Draft, equal opportunity, league structure, PARITY, player development, PLAYOFFS, Salary Cap, smp, Soccer, sports leagues, talent evaluation, talent scouting, Team Building, team performance, Tension, unpredictable outcomes, weakest team, YeehawCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a salary cap to ensure that no one can just buy their way to victory like in soccer! That’s right, no diamond-studded armor here, you gotta earn your way to the top.

But wait, there’s more! We have playoffs to keep the action going until the very end. No early finishes here, folks. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with blocks.

And don’t worry if you’re starting off as the weakest player, our draft system allows you to pick up some big talents and potentially catch up to the big dogs. Of course, it doesn’t always work out, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s see who will reign supreme in this blocky world!

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	180
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5886
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3210
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	188
Emeralds Found:	4932	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

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BlockPartyMansion

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Cam’s Bird Sanctuary: Where Parrots Rule and PVP is for the Birds! 1.21 Economy Server with Custom Claims and End Adventures!

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BritsCraft Minecraft Server

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YeehawCraft SMP: Americans Were Right

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Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	160
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13