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The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Buildings Constructed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Villages Defended:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mines Excavated:	2505
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowy Motor SP Ort – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some crazy races and wacky adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a month of non-stop fun and chaos as we race through crazy obstacle courses, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures. But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server.

From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And with a spreadsheet to keep track of all the shenanigans, you’ll never miss out on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

RITEGRIEF Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Reasons to play with us:1. We have good players and administration

2. Anarchy with survival

3. Cheap donation

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Single Payer Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Alien Byte’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins hoard all the power? Well, look no further because our server is run by a dev who only holds 1.04% of the tokens! That’s right, you can join our wacky world where the players actually have a say in what goes down.

But you better act fast before we take off into the stratosphere! Rumor has it that our server is actually a spaceship in disguise, and once we reach a certain number of players, we’re blasting off to explore the galaxy. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us out there?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), come join us before it’s too late. And remember, don’t say we didn’t warn ya about missing out on the ride of a lifetime!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	795
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds here, oh no. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with events that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for our special program, “A Storm of Falling Stars”, where you’ll be able to ride on shooting stars and battle mobs in the sky. Want to know more about our agents? We’ve got Agent Combat Intel reports on Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE will give you exclusive in-game items that will make your friends jealous. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, because we’ve got everything from drawpiles to gacha simulators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Frosty Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like an action movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with laser beams! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and flying pig armies. Who will come out victorious? Only one way to find out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the adrenaline-pumping, heart-stopping action of our Minecraft SMP!