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AIcraft SMP: Openai Insider

#announcement, AIcraft, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Future, innovation, Insider, insider information, insider knowledge, insider perspective, News, official announcement, openai, Pace, smp, strawberry announcement, Technology, Upcoming Event, update, Working

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a boring world where nothing exciting happens? Well, have I got news for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the official strawberry announcement by Openai is just around the corner! Rumor has it that once the announcement is made, strawberries will rain from the sky and grant you special powers in-game. And let me tell you, with all the chaos and excitement going on, you won’t even feel like working anymore! So come join us and experience the strawberry madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	New Chunks Explored:	187030
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Items Found:	8982	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	56
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4485
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Emeralds Found:	6629	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	552295	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	826	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!