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GrainCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Black sea, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, grain vessels, GrainCraft, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Navy, News, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, Tensions, Trade, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more explosions than ukraine and russia combined! our ships are filled with GRAIN, not just any grain, but magical grain that will make your crops grow faster than you can say “potato.”

we have black sea themed builds that will make you feel like you’re sailing the high seas, except without the risk of getting hit by a russian missile. our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about international conflicts and just focus on building the best farm in all of minecraft.

so what are you waiting for? come sail the black sea with us and see why our server is the bomb…literally!

TacoTownMC Assassins

Assassinated, assassins, Community, Condolences, Corruption, crime, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Loss, Mayor, Mexican, mexico, murder, News, Political, TacoTownMC, taking office, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor is always getting assassinated but respawns like a boss every time. we got crazy pvp battles, epic quests, and a taco stand on every corner. join now and see if you can survive longer than the mayor!

Piggyback Parkour Fun

balance, Bonding, carrying, challenge, Childhood, coordination, Difficulty, family, Friends, Fun, growing taller, growing up, height, Parkour, physical limitations, Piggyback, piggyback ride, piggybacking, Playtime, Siblings, strength, Tall, weight

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are jacked and ready to give you a piggyback ride like no other! climb to insane heights and see just how challenging it can get to ride those muscular pigs around. watch out for the flying cows and dancing chickens, they’ll try to distract you from your ultimate piggyback adventure. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to ride the tallest pig in all of minecraft land!

GreenDragon Minecraft server

1.16.5, Donations, GreenDragon, Grief, Grif Quests, Helper, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, recruiting, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

This is the GreenDragon Server, there is PvP Donations Survival Grif Quests And without private and maybe recruiting a helper, come in! version 1.16.5

185.17.0.62:25821

RLFactions Season 1: The Battle of the Blocky Titans – No Rules, Just Pixels

Base Defense, battle, blocky, building, challenge, competitive environment, Discord, dragons, Dungeon, EXCITEMENT, faction warfare, Factions, heavily modded, pixels, Rlcraft, RLFactions, rules, Season, Server, Strategizing, survival challenges, survival experience, titans, tough survival challenge, vibrant

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2162	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	1
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview:

RLFactions is a heavily modded factions server that combines the brutality of RLCraft survival with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players will face challenges from dungeons and other players riding dragons, requiring a strong focus on building and strategizing for survival.

FAQ:

Q: What makes RLFactions different from other factions servers?

A: RLFactions offers a unique blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions mechanics, creating a competitive environment that requires both survival skills and strategic gameplay.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server after joining.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on RLFactions?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. These rules are listed on our Discord server.

Q: What mods are included in RLFactions?

A: The server includes a selection of mods that enhance the survival experience, such as RLCraft and other faction-related mods.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for all players, including beginners?

A: RLFactions is designed to offer a challenge to experienced players who are looking for a tough survival experience combined with faction warfare. While beginners are welcome to join, they may find the server more suited to players with some prior experience in modded gameplay.

Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

boundary violation, confronting a family member, confronting abuse, dad’s medication, family conflict, Family issues, father daughter relationship, flushed down the toilet, harmful behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, medication disposal, Minecraft, personal safety, prescription drugs, preventing abuse, protecting oneself, Safety Measures, Server, setting boundaries, sexual abuse, TOILET, uncomfortable situation, viagra, ViagraFree

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	7794	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

8 pin CPU connector, compatibility issue, computer assembly, computer building, computer components, Computer Hardware, computer maintenance, computer repair, Connector, CPU, CPU connection, CPU power, CPU power supply, hardware compatibility, hardware installation, Minecraft, Motherboard, Pin, power cable, power connector, power supply, single, smp, system performance, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

BandDadBeGone

alternative genres, Apologize.., Argument, Band, BandDadBeGone, bass playing, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Father, Lyrics, midwest emo, Music, punk, punk rocker, Son, stand your ground, tolerate

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	8125
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

72, Birthday, birthday cards, birthday celebration, birthday greetings, birthday milestone, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, Cards, celebration, leader, lonely, long tail, political figure, president, PutinCraft, russia, tags, trickle, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Enchantments Applied:	245	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Pi Plays Pokémon

constants, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming strategy, mathematical challenges, mathematical concepts, mathematical constant, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Numbers, PLAYS, pokemon, Pokemon battles, pokemon game, Pokemon nostalgia, Pokemon strategy, strategy, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	252
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.