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PixelPayouts Minecraft Server

Agreement, Anycolor, Bank, Business, china market, comparison, Competition, cover, Delusion, Earn, earnings, fag, income, market research, market testing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, PixelPayouts, profit, salary, Server, success, test

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6806	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you only earn a fraction of what the other players do? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll earn 1/3 of what anycolor earns! That’s right, we’re all about equality here, even if it means you’re making way less than everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the players from China are lining up to test out the market. Who knew Minecraft could be such a lucrative business opportunity? And don’t even get us started on the delusional fags who think Cover is raking in the dough. We’re all about keeping it real here, even if it means crushing dreams along the way.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the virtual world. Or at least earn more than 1/3 of what anycolor is making.

SonicCraft – Fast & Furriest Minecraft Server

booru, cytube, Fast, Furriest, IDW Release Dates, Mecha Girls, Minecraft, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Server, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog #70, Sonic the Hedgehog #71, Sonic the Hedgehog #72, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic the Hedgehog Annual 2024, Sonic the Hedgehog General, Sonic X Shadow Generations, soniccraft, Spring Broken, summer game fest

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	218
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	216

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us for all things Sonic, from discussing the latest games to sharing your favorite mecha girl fan art!

Looking for a place to hype up the release of Sonic X Shadow Generations? Look no further, we’ve got a countdown going and even a special animation in the works! And don’t forget about Sonic Rumble – it’s gonna be a game changer, literally.

But wait, there’s more! Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is set to drop in December 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures. Plus, we’ve got a whole list of IDW release dates that will have you counting down the days.

Join our server for all the Sonic game and mod recommendations you could ever need. And if you’re a fan of Sonic comics, we’ve got scans galore to keep you entertained for hours.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the Sonic fandom like never before. Gotta go fast to catch all the excitement!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

biggest threat, Conflict, Country, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, global security, global stability, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, Peacekeeping, PixelPanic, political instability, Server, SUPERPOWER, Terrorism, united nations, War, world peace

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	99	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and international conflicts? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even the biggest threat to world peace would be too busy trying to survive in our pixelated world to cause any trouble. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of said country tried to join our server once, but got so distracted by building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot all about world domination.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and troll your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting to take over the server!

MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

10. naughty humor, 11. adult comedy, 12. sexy parody, 13. adult film industry, 14. raunchy humor, 15. adult spoof, 16. adult movie, 17. adult humor, 18. adult entertainment industry, 19. adult film parody, 2. famous movie, 20. adult movie industry., 3. clever title, 4. comedy, 5. adult film, 6. humor, 7. satire, 8. movie spoof, 9. adult entertainment, blockbuster, MineFlicks, Parody, porn parody, xxx

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7897	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7155
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Farms Harvested:	373	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	3369

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!