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BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Farms Harvested:	488
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3635

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!