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Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	4777	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	8700
Potions Brewed:	154	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

WitherTime.ru

Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magic Items Found:	3262	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Sleepless Gaming

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6848
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	850
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain