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Back in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because I’M BACK and this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

14 year old, Boundaries, Caretaker, cat, chickens, Disabilities, Dogs, family, friend’s house, grandmother, guilt tripping, irritability, Minecraft, Priorities, responsibilities, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, spacecraft, TESTOSTERONE, UNFAIR, young adult, youngest siblings

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

StepSisBanMomRageCraft

Affair, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, maternal guilt, mom, parenting conflicts, Pregnancy, Resentment, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step sister, step-family, StepSisBanMomRageCraft, trip planning, Yelling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	2976	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a family feud! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 24-year-old dealing with his mom’s pregnancy bombshell and step-sister drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in outrageous situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good story, complete with crying siblings, last-minute trip plans, and even threats of calling the police for kidnapping (spoiler alert: it’s all in good fun!).

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest virtual family drama you’ve ever seen. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

BlockPartyCentral, common behaviors, common misconceptions, cultural norms, exaggerated statements, exaggerations, false assumptions., false claims, generalizations, groupthink, Human Behavior, misconceptions, Myths, peer pressure, popular beliefs, societal beliefs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal trends, Stereotypes, universal actions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s like a secret society of gamers who have discovered the ultimate virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear that makes you invincible, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or steal. So come join us and be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCanuck91

arrested, assault allegations, auto parts, billionaire, Businessman, Canadian, charges, controversy, court case, CraftyCanuck91, criminal investigation, Elderly, elderly crime, Frank Stronach, high profile case, Legal, Legal System, News, scandal, sexual assault, Wealthy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PlotTwistPeriodsLOL

cinematic stereotypes, Female Characters, female experiences, film industry, film narratives, gender equality, gender representation, Hollywood portrayals, menstrual cycles, menstrual health, menstrual plot points, menstruation in media, menstruation taboo, on-screen menstruation, period accuracy, period scenes, periods in movies, plot devices, PlotTwistPeriodsLOL, Women in movies, women’s issues

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3503	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own period-proof world? well guess what, on our server, women in movies don’t have periods unless it’s required in the plot! u can build a giant tampon castle or a pad palace, the possibilities are endless! join now and let’s bleed… i mean build together!

SadisticCraft: NarcissisticPvP

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, criminal behavior, domestic violence, ego strength, influence, mental health, NarcissisticPvP, negative influence, pathological narcissism, perpetrators, personality disorders, positive effects, psychic pain, Psychological Factors, research, sadistic tendencies, SadisticCraft, study, Trauma, victimization

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we embrace all the craziness and chaos! we have a study that revealed the psychological factors that make players go wild with sadistic tendencies! we found out that if you have a big ego and lots of psychic pain, you are more likely to be a total savage in the game. but don’t worry, we welcome all the crazy peeps with open arms! so if you’re ready to unleash your inner psycho in the minecraft world, join us now! let’s make some chaos together!

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Farms Harvested:	196	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated butts on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stare at all the pixelated butts you want without judgment! We even have a special “Butt Staring” competition every week where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad, who is known for his epic builds and his ability to summon a herd of pink sheep at will. Rumor has it that if you can beat Chad in a building competition, he will teach you the secret to taming a dragon in the game. And no, we’re not talking about those wimpy Ender Dragons, we’re talking about a full-on fire-breathing, diamond armor-wearing dragon that will be your loyal companion for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most butt-tastic adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, cope, Cultural differences, developing countries, disparity, Global, height, height difference, height disparity, height standards, Heightism, Minecraft, perspective, Server, short, Small, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tall, third world, ZoomerCraft, zoomers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel short at a mere 160cm! Join us and you’ll be towering over all the Zoomers who are a whopping 2 meters tall – talk about a height advantage in PvP battles!

But that’s not all, on our server, we have a secret underground village where the villagers have evolved to have superpowers. Want to trade with a villager who can fly? Or maybe one who shoots lasers from their eyes? You never know what you’ll find in our wacky world.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet. We promise it’s totally possible and not at all a suicide mission.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your height)!

StepmomSassCraft

family dynamics, family tension, parent relationships, sibling relationships, stepmom abandonment, stepmom anger, stepmom apology, stepmom boundaries, stepmom comments, stepmom communication, stepmom conflict, stepmom disrespect, stepmom emotions, stepmom insecurities, stepmom jealousy, stepmom parenting, stepmom resentment, stepmom respect, stepmom understanding, StepmomSassCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9096	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so lit, even your stepmom will forget about her beef with your bio mom. She’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to remember to throw shade at anyone. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a new family (minus the drama).

So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can be mining diamonds and taming wolves? Let’s craft away the stress together!