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CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	554
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

asylum rights, asylum seekers, border control, eastern europe, european union, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international law, legal implications, migration management, mobs, Poland, PolandCraft, policy enforcement, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee protection, Server, Social Impact, undocumented, undocumented migration

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3919	Magic Items Found:	1576
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	7795	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

mc.minelatam.com

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

bedrock port 19132, CraftedSurvival, Environment, Friendly, friendly community, friendly community experience, Fun, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Join, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, shopping, shopping district, smp, Specialty, Sport, Survival, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7675	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5688	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Zombie Dances:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Emeralds Found:	1572	Dragon Eggs Found:	8864
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8919

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2234

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4101	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?