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EUAsylumCraft

asylum laws, budapest, eastern europe, EU, EUAsylumCraft, european union, Fine, flouting, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, immigration, international relations, legal issues, migrant policy, non-compliance, not planning, penalty, Refugee Crisis, sanctions, VIOLATION

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

u kno wat else is flouting? our minecraft server, where we dont follow no rules, not even the EU asylum laws! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. we aint payin’ no fines, we too busy building epic structures and battling dragons. join us if u dare, but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. come join the madness, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

PenaltyShotProz

algorithm-based decisions, athletic development, coaches, Decision making, field experiment, field-testing, penalty shooting, PenaltyShotProz, performance analysis, player performance, research recommendations, shot placement, skill development, skilled players, Soccer, sports coaching, sports psychology, sports science, success rate, training methods, youth football

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of missing those penalty shots in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is like a field experiment, but with highly skilled Minecraft players instead of football players. We tested out all the recommendations to improve your penalty shooting skills, and guess what? Players who chose their shot placement had the highest success rate! Forget about coaches and algorithms, trust your gut on this server.

Join us for some epic Minecraft action and show off your mad penalty shooting skills. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community of players who are always down for a good time. Plus, we’ve got the best loot drops in the game, so you’ll be stacking up those diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most lit Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show those algorithms who’s boss!

Nations SMP: Where everyone is welcome, except Dave. He knows what he did. Version 1.21+

1.21, Ban, blocks, Dave, Discord Channel, discord server, Dynmap, Earth, Explore, Ip:, Join, Land, make, Nations, Nations/SMP, peacefully, Players, rule, rules, Server Information, smp, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Nations SMP Server Overview

Server Information	Details
IP	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQs

1. How do I join the Nations SMP server?

To join the server, you can use the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client along with the specified port.

2. What is the server size?

Our Earth server has a 1:1500 scale which means there is a total area of (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore.

3. Can I create nations or rule the world on the server?

Yes, you have the freedom to create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully as you choose on the server.

4. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules in the #info channel on our Discord server. Breaking the rules may result in a ban.

DescendantCraft Minecraft Server

/tfd/, 4-Players, Co-op missions, Defeat, descendant, DescendantCraft, Download, giant bosses, Humanity, looter shooter, Mechanics, Minecraft, Missions, News, Nexon, Server, solo missions, Survival, the first descendant, third person, Thread Template, Unique abilities, Unreal Engine 5

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4541	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a Minecraft Descendant, fighting for the survival of blocky humanity against giant creepers and zombies!

Our server is powered by Unreal Engine 5, so you know the graphics are going to be mind-blowing. As a Descendant, you’ll have unique abilities like building a fortress in seconds or summoning a dragon to help you in battle.

But that’s not all – we have solo and co-op missions where you can team up with up to 4 players to take down the biggest bosses Minecraft has ever seen. Imagine fighting a 100-foot tall Enderman with your friends by your side – it’s a rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft Descendants now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

CraftyVibe Minecraft Server

Adult Manners, Anime, Aoi Sakura, Apex, Business Test, Cardfight!! Vanguard, Collabs, cr, CraftyVibe, e sports, fps, GETI, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Minecraft, Mother3-Beni’s Midnight Double Peek Radio Show., music program, Nekota Tsuna, Neo-porte, original songs, Pacific Racing Team, PUBG, RAGE Super Match, Rakuten Optimism, Riddle, Server, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, VSPO! Gekiro, Vtubers, Yumeno Akarin, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories as we battle it out in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to mess with us!

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing merch releases like Nekota Tsuna’s 2nd Anniversary Goods (yes, he’s a virtual cat, don’t question it), Yumeno Akarin’s 1st Anniversary Goods, and even a VSPO! x Cardfight Vanguard Collaboration! Who knew virtual idols and card games could go so well together?

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Aoi Sakura Gachinko Series APEX, RAGE Super Match Powered by Rakuten Optimism, and the Vtuber Most Cooperative Tournament Apex #6. It’s going to be a virtual party you won’t want to miss!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion in our VSPO! world!

KidzKornerPoolParty

aita, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child innocence, Communication, correcting kids, cultural influence, family dynamics, family gatherings, family pool party, Inappropriate Behavior, kid’s language, KidzKornerPoolParty, neighbor relationships, parenting, Parenting styles, social norms, social responsibility, TikTok influence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Farms Harvested:	811
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where the chat is as wild as a 4th of July pool party? Look no further! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected phrases and hilarious antics.

Imagine a world where kids are quoting viral videos and making everyone laugh with their innocent yet outrageous comments. Who knew that Minecraft could be so unpredictable and entertaining?

Join now and be part of a community where even the youngest players bring a whole new level of humor to the game. Who needs scripted jokes when you have kids saying the darndest things inspired by TikTok?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique and unexpected interactions in the Minecraft universe. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the creativity and spontaneity of our players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BlockBros Minecraft Server

advice, annoying questions, Assumptions, BlockBros, Boundaries, career, emotions, finances, Future, goals, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Opinions, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Stereotypes, stop asking, wish people

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	60
Ores Mined:	5437	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of people asking you boring questions like “How’s the weather?” or “What do you do for a living?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer those mundane questions again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find. So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a chance to escape to a world of pure chaos and fun, join our server today!

BlockyBrothers

Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Competition, confusion, emotions, friendship, Insecurity, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, peer dynamics, peer influence, peer pressure, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest antics, like players riding pigs through the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond helmets, or building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight with nothing but enchanted potatoes, and secret underground dance parties where the only rule is to boogie down until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KinzhalKaboomCraft

aerospace, air defense, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intercept, international relations, Kinzhal Missiles, KinzhalKaboomCraft, Military, missile defense, national defense, Patriot systems, Russian, SECURITY, strategic defense, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	80990
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

so like, u know how ukraine air force is all like pew pew with their patriot systems and stuff? well, they just went and intercepted all them russian kinzhal missiles like it was no big deal. like, who even needs superpowers when u got ukraine air force on your side, amirite?

so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as epic and badass as ukraine air force, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will make ur head spin. like, u can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, our community is the coolest around. we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles. u better bring ur A game if u wanna survive in this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. ukraine air force ain’t got nothin’ on us!

EarCraft: Implant Edition

Artificial Intelligence, audio technology, auditory enhancement, auditory processing, brain implant, cognitive enhancement, EarCraft, Edition, Future, hearing range, Implant, innovation, invention, medical breakthrough, Music (Industry), music producers, neurology, neuroscience, revolution, sensory augmentation, sensory perception, sound engineering, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! you can ride them into battle against evil zombie chickens and giant flying squids! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their sick dance moves! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!