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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1611
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	799
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	513
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7365
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8494	Farms Harvested:	882
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Votes:	3927	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Votes:	1415	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5735
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!