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HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	2942	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Farms Harvested:	737	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mines Excavated:	4653

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8114	Dimension Hops:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	5490	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Void Gems Collected:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Votes:	3393
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).