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MosquitoCraft: Cancer-Free Zone!

Cancer, cancer research, CancerFree, death, Disease, epidemiology, health, insects, long tail tags, mortality, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, mosquitoes and cancer, negative perception, Press, Prevention, public health, public opinion, research, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our server where we have mosquitoes with cancer flying around everywhere! it’s a wild ride dodging those pesky bugs while also trying to survive in the world of minecraft. who knew that mosquitoes could be so entertaining? plus, if you manage to kill a mosquito with cancer, you’ll be rewarded with rare items and special powers. it’s like a twisted game of whack-a-mole, but with a dark and hilarious twist. so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself!

NoPhoneZoneSleepClub

adolescents, bedtime, blue-light filter, circadian rhythm, digital health, electronic devices, exposure, insomnia, melatonin levels, night, NoPhoneZoneSleepClub, screen time, Sleep, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep quality, sleep tips, smartphone light, smartphone use, Technology, young adults

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow

PolishGaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland of gaming – always winning Game of the Year! How are we so freaking great at making Minecraft servers, you ask? It’s simple – we have a team of highly trained Polish wizards who sprinkle magical pixie dust on our server every night, ensuring that it’s always the most epic and entertaining place to play. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HopeCraft Minecraft Server

Bans, China, Collapses, communism, Confucian-era, cultural sphere, declining birthrate, DPRK, east asia, Hope, HopeCraft, Japan, Korean refugees, labor shortage, Minecraft, North Korea, Server, south korea, South Korean feminism, Traditional Culture, US-derived plastic surgery, Victory, Vietnam

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	4506
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a part of a crazy alternate reality where North Korea emerges victorious and brings hope to East Asia!

Join our server and witness the DPRK banning US-derived plastic surgery and South Korean feminism, returning to its own traditional culture. Watch as South Korea collapses and Korean refugees flood into Japan, solving their declining birthrate and labor shortage. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any wilder, China rebuilds its Confucian-era cultural sphere through communism, uniting China, South Korea, and Vietnam in a cultural revolution like no other.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this insane alternate reality where anything is possible! Who knows what other crazy twists and turns await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

HusbandTextsGoneWrong, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, aita, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	8226
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	2344
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Animals Bred:	180
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2257
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!