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Kalmar Union National Team Minecraft SMP

Andersen, BAH, Bergvall, christensen, denmark, Eriksen, football, Gyökernes, Haaland, Højbjerg, hojlund, Isaak, Kalmar, Kalmar union, Kulusevski, Lindelof, Mæhle, Minecraft, national, national team, norway, Odegaard, Rønnow, Scandinavia, smp, Sweden, TEAM, union

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Villages Defended:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of watching Norway, Denmark, and Sweden struggle in international football competitions? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have united these three countries under one flag to create the ultimate powerhouse team! Join us and witness Rønnow, Andersen, Mæhle, and the rest of the gang dominate the virtual pitch like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Imagine Højbjerg and Eriksen teaming up to build a giant statue of Haaland riding a dragon, while Bergvall and Ødegaard prank Lindelöf by turning his house into a giant pineapple. The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Scandinavian Minecraft adventure ever seen. Who knows, you might even witness Isaak and Gyökernes break out into a dance-off competition to determine who is the true king of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7136	New Chunks Explored:	190456
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2148

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	3343	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Items Found:	6480	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	186	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	7865
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

KolkataRageCraft

anger, brutality, Civil unrest, crime, demonstration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian police, Justice, Kolkata doctor, KolkataRageCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, tear gas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	885	Divine Spears Created:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Animals Bred:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3015	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

OppositeCraft

Assumptions, Beliefs, biases, close-mindedness, cognitive dissonance, communication barriers, confirmation bias, critical thinking, disagreements, Diversity, Empathy, judgments, misconceptions, misunderstandings, Open-mindedness, opposing views, OppositeCraft, Perspectives, social dynamics, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7592	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.