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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1043 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
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