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  • CraftyLiar420

    CraftyLiar420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

    Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

    Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

    So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

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  • NoSweatBoyfriend

    NoSweatBoyfriend
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with dating a virtual boyfriend!

    When you first spawn in, you’ll be greeted by your chubby boyfriend who will support you no matter what – until you gain a little weight. Watch as your relationship dynamics change as you go from skinny to chubby, just like in real life!

    Experience the thrill of virtual arguments over body image and motivation for the gym. Will you be able to keep your boyfriend happy and fit, or will you end up single in the pixelated world?

    Join now for a chance to question your self-worth and learn valuable life lessons about love and acceptance – all in the comfort of a Minecraft server! Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained?

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  • GymCreeperAlert!

    GymCreeperAlert!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

    Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

    Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

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  • PitStainCraft

    PitStainCraft
    come join our minecraft server where armpit stains are not just acceptable, they’re ENCOURAGED. we have a whole armpit stain competition every week, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize. trust me, you’ve never seen armpit stains like this before. we also have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with disco balls and a DJ zombie. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that can breakdance. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the armpit stains!

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  • GymCraft: Wifey Edition

    GymCraft: Wifey Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.

    Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?

    Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?

    So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!

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  • CraftyControlFreakGF

    CraftyControlFreakGF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the suffocating environment of real life and express your opinions freely without fear of being called abusive, a bully, or toxic!

    Join us and manifest your wildest dreams in-game, whether it’s building the biggest castle or taming the rarest creatures. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and not worry about someone canceling their dentist appointment because they think the dentist is manifesting their dental problems.

    We promise endless fun, outrageous adventures, and a community that will never taunt you about your skincare routine or try to convince you that neglecting your skin is a sin in our religion (which, by the way, is all about building pixelated worlds, not skincare).

    So come join us and leave behind the endless arguments and taunts of real life. Let’s build a world where everyone’s opinions are respected, and the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creeper explosions!

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  • CraftyGirlsMeetUp

    CraftyGirlsMeetUp
    Looking for a place to meet some blocky babes? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting to be wooed by a daring miner like yourself. From the lush forests to the treacherous caves, there are plenty of opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and resource-gathering prowess.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are looking for love in all the wrong places. Will you be the hero they’ve been waiting for, or will you be too busy crafting diamond swords to notice their undead hearts?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks themselves. Who knows, you might just find love in a world made of cubes!

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  • SisSleepover Minecraft Server

    SisSleepover Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stereotyped as a socially awkward IT guy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show the world that IT guys can be cool too!

    We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you forget all about those outdated stereotypes. Plus, rumor has it that the creepers on our server are actually secret agents sent by the IT guys to keep things interesting.

    So come join us and prove that being a computer whiz doesn’t mean you can’t be the life of the party. Who knows, you might even impress your girlfriend’s brother with your newfound coolness. Join now and let’s break those stereotypes together!

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  • FlexCraft Minecraft Server

    FlexCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support all types of dreams, even if it means becoming a professional bodybuilder influencer!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and build your muscles while building your dream social media following. Need help taking photos for your check-ins? Sorry, we only support self-sufficient bodybuilders here!

    With over 145k followers, our players are already social media stars in the making. And don’t worry, if you can’t figure out how to set up a simple tripod or photo light, we’ve got plenty of tutorials in-game to help you out.

    So come join us on this wild ride to bodybuilding fame and social media stardom. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft influencer sensation!

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  • BabyCraftin’ or BirthBlockade

    BabyCraftin’ or BirthBlockade
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunications lead to epic battles and baby visits are a matter of life and death! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a few germs along the way.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!

    But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!

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