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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	1118
Emeralds Found:	4964	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	105749	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5680
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	51
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3126	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	3093	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crops Grown:	8466	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	2901

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	273	Ores Mined:	7025
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	9712	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!