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PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Towns Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Towns Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5714	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Emeralds Found:	7113	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!