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CreeperCrusaders

arrogance, bad hygiene, being close-minded, being controlling, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being manipulative, being unreliable, CreeperCrusaders, dishonesty, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, unattractive behavior

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

armored vehicles, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, denmark, dispatch, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Leopard tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, nato, Netherlands, Peacekeeping, tanked, Ukraine

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

DateCraft2030

Advancements, Calendar, Clarity, confusion, Consistency, date formats, DateCraft2030, digitalization, efficiency, Future, mm-dd, mm-yy, Modernization, organization, progress, simplification, standardization, Technology, Time, uniformity, years ahead

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

AvianFluGoneViral

avian, avian influenza, AvianFluGoneViral, COMPREHENSIVE, genome, genome sequencing, honing, Human, human-to-human transmission, INFECTIONS, influenza, multidirectional, multidirectional infections, Risk, sequencing, species, step, transmission ability, Virus, worrying

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so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux

aew, AEWcameraSux, broadcast quality, camera work, cinematic wrestling, cinematography, film major, media production, Minecraft, production value, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, television production, tv show, Visual Storytelling, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion, wwe, youtube show

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Are you tired of watching Minecraft SMPs that have the production value of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like the Avengers of Minecraft SMPs – epic, action-packed, and full of plot twists that will leave you screaming “OMG” in the chat.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.

BlockBusterPrison

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like mining diamonds without a permit or building a house without a zoning license.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

aerial threats, airspace safety, aviation disruption, aviation security, balloon incidents, balloon launches, disrupt flights, emergency response, fire hazards, flight delays, KimJongCraft, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea flights, North Korea trash balloons, North Korean provocations, rooftop fire, rooftop fire incident, seoul, Seoul flights, Server, south korea, trash balloons

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up trash balloons like north korea and cause rooftop fires in seoul for funsies! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have chaos and destruction all day every day? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have amnesia, then you might forget but that’s not our fault)! let’s make minecraft great again, one trash balloon at a time!

DroneCraft: Korean Accusations

accusations, aerial footage, China, cross-border incident, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Espionage, foreign nationals, government response, illegal drone video, international relations, investigation, Korean, legal consequences, military technology, national defense, security breach, south korea, Students, Surveillance, territorial violation, unauthorized filming, US carrier

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come join our epic minecraft server where we do not accuse anyone of illegal drone videos, we just build epic structures and have a blast! plus, our chinese students are top-notch builders who will blow your mind with their skills. who needs drones when you can fly in creative mode? join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter and blocky adventures!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Void Gems Collected:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Star Shards Collected:	55	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crops Grown:	8473	Divine Spears Created:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8801	Potions Brewed:	185

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

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CreeperCrusaders

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LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

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DateCraft2030

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AvianFluGoneViral

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Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux

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BlockBusterPrison

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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DroneCraft: Korean Accusations

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3556	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ores Mined:	9159	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12