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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, McCraftface, Server, WASNT

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Towns Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	5507
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

673345871, 673349705, 673350348, blocky, Boogaloo, do your jobs, Freaks, long trail, mvp, Numbers, real, Server, Ugly, Worthless

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

AD-EU, April Trading Post, Chaos, Crafting, dragonflight.blizzard.com, Epic, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, lols, MEETUPS, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, the war within, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
New Chunks Explored:	552187	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

blocky, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, date, enlistment, Entertainment, Future, hobbies, IncelCraft, Incels, internet, ISOLATION, Join, Loneliness, MAYHEM, Military, QT, relationships, self improvement, Shenanigans, Social Skills, society, Survival, Technology, War, ww3

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

child development, club, concerns, Dangers, digital age, indoor, internet access, internet safety, Kids, Minecraft, modern parenting, online dangers, online safety, outside world, parental control, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, pixels, playgrounds, prefer, Safety, screen time, Server, supervision, Technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	4617	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!