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Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crops Grown:	8704	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	231	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Buildings Constructed:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	New Chunks Explored:	459924
Enchantments Applied:	69	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	341
Void Armor Forged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9274

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!