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Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

2D Hentai Games, 3D games, blocks, boobie, bushy eyebrows, dlsite, fetish discussion, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, hgg2d, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, rpg maker games, rpgmaker, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

Adventures, Bonding, Campfire, CHIPS, Community, Companionship, Cozy, Epic, Evening, Fire, Food, Friends, Fun, gather, Gathering, GUARANTEED, Hospitality, Laughter, lolz, Outdoor, Relaxation, sharing, SnackCraft, SNACKS, socializing, Tasty, Treats, warmth

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

Awareness, causes, Chaos, Community, coping mechanisms, Crafting, Create, discussion, Favorite, forum, madness, mental health, mental illness, mistake, post, Psychology, research, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment, VG, video games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, cute, cute or not, Insecurity, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pupper, Questioning, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, validation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

CHANGE, consequences, Corruption, CREEPERS, destroy, Destruction, devastation, disastercraft, Downfall, endermen, Events, forever.., Government, Griefers, History, Impact, influence, lessons learned, love, Politics, power, Reflection, regret, ruined country, society, Tragedy, unite

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

Adrenaline, asssssetto corsa, cars, challenge, Competition, Driving, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Invitation, multiplayer, online racing, Race, Racing, simulation, SPEED, SpeedyCraft, video games, virtual, Wanna

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

based nazis, blocky, controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, Edgy, extremism, humor, internet culture, JOKE, lol, lolz, meme, Minecraft, offensive, Online Community, Political, requested, satire, Server, Shenanigans, social media, trending, Trolls, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	79
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

Abyssal Light, acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, Containment Zone, Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Fiasco, form, Friends, frosty, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya, Kotkin, Leaks.., Mauxir, outfits, Patch 1.6, Pine Aurora, Resources, Seasun, Server, Shadow Ka, showdown, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Street Code, tess, Trailer, Wild Hunt

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	2536
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

alive, appreciation, Beaches, black pedi, Crafty, curvy, explosions, Fast-paced, foot fetish, foot worship, footjob, Happy, jiggly thighs, Land, latina, lightskin, long eyelashes, McCraftface, nature’s beauty, PETITE, plump cheeks, Sunbathing, tight, unicorns, view

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mines Excavated:	3968	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

Analysis, battle, blocky, Brainstorming, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, Dilemma, discussion, pic related, problem solving, problem solving strategies, Questioning, right, Royale.., solution finding, Ultimate, uncertainty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!