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FlightOfFoolsCraft

#authorities, Airplane, arrest, border, Capture, cartel leader, crime syndicate, drug cartel, drug trafficking, el chapo, extradition, Flight, FlightOfFoolsCraft, Guzman Lopez, leader capture, mexico, Properties, Son, Trick, US, Zambada

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	634481	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	947

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	713665	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5833	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	166	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Void Armor Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	150	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Farms Harvested:	688
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7107
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC