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Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	150	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	9670	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20.6, Auto-mine, blocks, Cases, cash payments, develop, Discord, Gaming, locations, Mechanics, MetaBox, minecraft server, Mystical chests, Players, PvP, Server, Shop, Shop for Blocks, Store, Support, unique items, Versions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4125	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	176	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Economy, education, election, foreign relations, Government, Great, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, Jobs, leadership, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, president, Promise, Server, slogan, trump, will he make america great again

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Community, discussion, favorite activities, foid bait, frequently asked questions, Lgbt, Male, Male General, manly, men’s talk, Minecraft, miner, pastebin, Rentry, santa, self improvement, smp, thread questions, thread rules, Transgender, women posting, youth edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

Craft, Dixie, edish, Friends, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, Southern living, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, waking up

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

/yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7445
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Crops Grown:	8278	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (who has now graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu! These YouTube and Twitch stars will guide you through epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you in stitches.

Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Greatest NXT I’ve Ever Seen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3107	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!

> Seething in Minecraft SMP America

America, anger, Civil unrest, continued frustration, deep-rooted issues, Division, emotional turmoil, Frustration, Minecraft, national tension, ongoing anger, Political Climate, Political unrest, PROTESTS, public outcry, Seething, smp, Social Issues, societal discord, Societal Problems, TURMOIL, Unrest

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Towns Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Star Shards Collected:	247	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6156

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown every day! America is STILL seething with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the strongest survive in this lawless land of blocky chaos. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life on the craziest Minecraft SMP around!