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Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

Nostalgia, aew, pay-per-view, watch party, guys

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

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Phone with cz Minecraft SMP Guys

collaboration, Phone, Agreement, phone call, Cheese

Guys, listen up! I just had a chat with our new business partner, CZ. He’s hooking us up with ALL the cheese we need for our epic cheese empire on the server. And let me tell you, this guy is a total chink (in a good way, of course)! Join our SMP and become a cheese tycoon with us. Who knew cheese could be so lucrative in Minecraft? Let’s make this server the cheesiest place to be! 🧀🧀🧀

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Blind Guy’s Minecraft Server: What’s Your Excuse?

EXCUSE, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Blind, self worth

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without a Minecraft girlfriend? Well, fear not, because on our server, even blind players have girlfriends! That’s right, we have a dating system so advanced that even the visually impaired can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history, and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find love, fortune, and fame in the most unexpected of places.

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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

rumor, speculation, Opinions, 5 guys, Server

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

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CNN News Minecraft Server

coverage, guys, television, News Update, News

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

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Some Sound Guy’s Minecraft Server

guys, ylyl, audio meme, online sensation, Internet Sensation

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be if you want to laugh your butt off!

Join us for epic meme battles where you can duel it out with other players using nothing but hilarious memes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never seen a PvP battle quite like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like chicken jousting, egg toss, and chicken fashion shows. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken strutting down the runway in a sparkly feather boa!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret “Dank Dungeon,” where you’ll encounter meme monsters, troll traps, and the occasional dancing llama. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to LOL your way to victory!

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WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, social media, strange, weird, #youtube

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

interactions, Perception, attraction, Gestures, Boundaries

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

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Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

Masculinity Homo sapiens, Mankind, Man Human beings, Boys Human species, Male (Gender)

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Guys

ONLINE, Idle, Playing, weekends, Vanilla

Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.

The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun

170.254.117.127

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